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-The Initiation - Mykki Blanco
 

    JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS?
Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like "hep" and "groovy" completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

    WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH.
It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

    SIGN ME UP. *swoons*
Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

    THIS IS GETTING SILLY.
What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.

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NigelThornberries Report | 08/26/2016 5:11 pm
it's ok lol i feel that sometimes too
i wasn't mad i just was like "oh he must be busy i'll go do something else"
no biggie!
Lance Dragonis Report | 08/24/2016 5:43 am
Hey, thanks. Been trying to get my life in order. How've you been?
Valyxara Report | 08/21/2016 9:21 pm
THANK FOR THE HEADS UP. I'LL BE SURE TO HAVE MY CAMERA READY 👌👌👌
yoloswag666 Report | 08/21/2016 8:16 pm
yum_donut
gotta get that wish
yoloswag666 Report | 08/20/2016 1:47 am
Ah, yeah that's easiest to say.insects and people are my only fears basically and there's a whole lot of both in the Outside World.
I took like THE LOWEST lvl of writing last term where they teach u the Damm "there, their, they're" and stuff and I managed but like. It SUPER SUCKED. I also... didnt... take any English classes in HS B^) i went to 7 different (technically) schools and managed to avoid a VERY LARGE number of core classes. Like I took "American subcultures" "history of the Polynesian Islands" and "Norse mythology" but never finished English 101 or government or us history or any world histories lmfao. It's a trip.

What... kind of knife tricks... was it the in between the fingers thing or like... "let's pretend this is a butterfly knife"
I once cut my thumb open really badly trying to break off a piece of an abbazabba... I like... didn't expect the taffy to? Shatter????? And it like I dunno. It was wild. It also bled a lot lmfao.
yoloswag666 Report | 08/20/2016 12:57 am
:^) i can only take 2 classes at a time but they're math & writing so it is Extra Death
Yeah i. Can't work. Lol. Like 2 classes is Enough For Me. 2 classes and bus rides is like. Too much outside time already. I couldn't also or instead work. That's like... constantly Outside in the world. I couldn't take it.
I'm . I guess. Going for a transfer but. I don't know where. Which you need to know to get the right transfer. And. Etc. All my problems are interconnected, there's no solving Just One. Anyway
What did you do to ur HAND! I don't have a parent voice but I feel like that'd what u bring out.
yoloswag666 Report | 08/20/2016 12:38 am
No frats no nothing really - I go to a mediocre community college
I'm not cool enough to be too cool for school. I'm cut out even less for work than I am for school, and those r my only options.
yoloswag666 Report | 08/20/2016 12:28 am
School term starts...
yoloswag666 Report | 08/15/2016 4:48 am
THATS WHY u set a timer (or an egg timer, as they are called)
and thats my issue... i will hear the timer....... and think, oh, the water, or boiling/cooking thing... and sit there,.............. and then 45 minutes later
OH, THE WATER, OR THE BOILING/COOKING THING............ and its terrible so u gotta set an alarm that doesn't peter out like a cellphone timer that will keep ringing
and then you can get fancy like a soft boiled egg
yoloswag666 Report | 08/15/2016 4:35 am
u get a pot with some water
u boil the water, not too intensely, what they call a 'rolling boil'
u drop the egg in *GENTLY AS TO NOT CRACK THE EGG*
u wait for.... idk maybe 10 minutes or something, google it
turn off flame, take out egg, let cool, ur egg should be boiled.... do what u will with it

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