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Last Login: 03/02/2015 2:24 am

Registered: 11/10/2005

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/30


Currently Playing:
The Initiation - Mykki Blanco


JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS? Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like swag and bruh completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH. It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

SIGN ME UP. *swoons* Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

THIS IS GETTING SILLY. What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.


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cheapscake Report | 03/02/2015 9:44 am
damn so ur a police officer
never would've guessed :3c

mm yeah you'll just have to wait tll i find people i like to play songs with me :u
cheapscake Report | 03/02/2015 1:11 am
working for the government, lol u make it sound so serious
don't u just work at a bar? It's not like u work as a police officer

I wanna be in those type of bands that do mellow cover songs with a canon box drum emotion_kirakira
I can't really explain it :/
cheapscake Report | 03/02/2015 12:49 am
lol magic the gathering ?
u don't even have to explain, it sounds so lame just from the name
I was imagining u as a different person too, just from the word "bar" lol

did u mean just by knowing the chords? Yeah! It's a lot better than fingerpicking one song
u can play a bunch more songs if u just know the chords :3c and heck yeah I wanna join a band
I just need to know how to do chords more
cheapscake Report | 03/02/2015 12:37 am
lol yeah
ur totally a super cool responsible uncle who swears a lot and works at a bar

oh well if it's something i can learn online with tutorials, the fingerpicking is fun
cheapscake Report | 03/02/2015 12:16 am
whoops i didn't see u replied :u
you will be a cool uncle 4ever
how do u get to be a school counselor anyway?
i wanna do that owo

nah i just like the intro but i really like fingerpicking
it seems a lot easier than memorizing all the chords tbh
Rhea Byrne Report | 03/01/2015 11:40 pm
Thank you! That was the intention!
cheapscake Report | 03/01/2015 10:26 pm
aw haha xD
just a bit of bad habit is all
you can break it with enough practice :3c
being a camp counselor sounds cool owo
cheapscake Report | 03/01/2015 4:52 pm
im currently trying not to swear for lent
its so incredibly hard uwu
cheapscake Report | 03/01/2015 4:38 pm
they reincarnated barack obama
and killed the first woman to ever be president
so everything's still the same
dont worry
cheapscake Report | 03/01/2015 4:30 pm
lol im prob from the future
i just deleted the other cheapscake





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