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-The Initiation - Mykki Blanco
 

    JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS?
Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like "hep" and "groovy" completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

    WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH.
It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

    SIGN ME UP. *swoons*
Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

    THIS IS GETTING SILLY.
What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.

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kefkadragon Report | 10/28/2016 1:59 pm
wow you're plastered
kefkadragon Report | 10/28/2016 1:45 pm
do i really need to explain muscle tone to you? I won't because you're drunk
kefkadragon Report | 10/28/2016 1:40 pm
all adult humans have the same amount of muscles. Models as in plastic representations of the muscles themselves.
kefkadragon Report | 10/28/2016 1:22 pm
a muscle practical is a test where one identifies various muscles of the body based on models and pictures. Also, you're drunk
yoloswag666 Report | 10/27/2016 11:06 pm
red looks like u avi honestly

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yoloswag666 Report | 10/27/2016 2:13 am
YES and it doesn't even have to be for the achieveme 😎💖
TillxGone Report | 10/26/2016 5:19 pm
100 push ups. 100 sit ups. 100 squats. And 10km of running.

I'll knock you out with one punch!
TillxGone Report | 10/26/2016 5:14 pm
; o; how dare you.

>c I don't have to listen to this. GOOD DAY.

You shall rue this day. I shall have my revenge.
TillxGone Report | 10/26/2016 5:07 pm
That is some twisted logic.

:u Being killed is not part of the gig of being a kawaii sheep.
TillxGone Report | 10/26/2016 5:02 pm
NOW LISTEN HERE, BUCKO.

I SEE THAT YOU HAVE KILLED ME.

NOW YOU'RE ON MY FECAL ROSTER. MY s**t LIST.

PREPARE FOR THE END.

THANKS FOR READ↓NG

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