JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS?
Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like swag and bruh completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power
, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power
is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.
WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH.
It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.
Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."
What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.