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Last Login: 01/29/2015 11:47 pm

Registered: 11/10/2005

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/30


Currently Playing:
The Initiation - Mykki Blanco


JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS? Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like swag and bruh completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH. It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

SIGN ME UP. *swoons* Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

THIS IS GETTING SILLY. What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.


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13th Misfortune Cookie Report | 01/25/2015 2:53 am
"Beaut", as in beautiful? What a really nice compliment!
Navean Report | 01/19/2015 9:24 am
*strikes a pose* COME ON, VOGUE!

(Thanks emotion_awesome )
cheapscake Report | 01/17/2015 7:58 pm
welp redface ty
ur avatar's pretty cute too :u
dissolve me Report | 01/10/2015 10:55 am
Your link doesn't work I'm panicking
The Horror Queen Report | 01/07/2015 10:01 pm
Now that would be a low blow.

Not that you'd know what that's like, of course! 8)
cheapscake Report | 01/07/2015 8:42 pm
sick avatar bro
The Horror Queen Report | 01/07/2015 12:47 pm
I seen your avatar and I cracked the hell up. Just thought I'd let you know.
Skadi Sundermount Report | 01/05/2015 8:27 am
"I highly recommend it!" cat_wink
dissolve me Report | 01/05/2015 3:48 am
Oh yes, Space Cheese! The best kind.

Yeah?! Well I was being sarcastic too. GIVE ME THAT.

xxx_Stabarella_xxx Report | 01/05/2015 12:10 am
"Then I give the simple explanation that everything is a sexual thrill for a lust entity." *grins widely* "And just because you know them doesn't mean you know their every little kink~" *chuckles happily*

((Not really, I used to write about her on Solia, buuuut, well, it's been hard to write about her there since I have no real friends there after my boyfriend left me for another lady, and all the friends I had were shared friends, and the roleplaying community is lacking. Anyways, yeah, I could be trying way harder too. I spend so many days just laying around being depressed it's not even funny. I've been out of work for almost a year, I'm wondering if I should start padding my resume with more bullshit internships and crap. And yes, acid most probably WOULD be safer; it won't have ashen fallout that nearly sets other people's houses on fire! >> wink )





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