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    JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS?
Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like "hep" and "groovy" completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

    WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH.
It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

    SIGN ME UP. *swoons*
Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

    THIS IS GETTING SILLY.
What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.

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Prince Velveteen Report | 01/18/2017 12:04 pm
i totally forgot you commented so this is super late BUT

thanks for the compliments, I appreciate it. User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
Archiduquesa Akako Report | 01/17/2017 8:38 am


        rock omg. i hope your dog is ok D:
        and sober up soon ... although drunk rock's thoughts cheered me up some >w<

volkovia Report | 01/17/2017 12:36 am
ROCK NO THATS SO SAD ; __________________ ; ANGJKDNGKF WHERE DID U SEE HIM LAST ON WHAT WEBSITE I NEED TO SEE HIM
larrystew Report | 01/17/2017 12:07 am
no no i promise u no cannibalism is involved 👌👌 and it is a good recipe i assure u
and thank u!!! best wishes to u and ur lovely doggo
volkovia Report | 01/17/2017 12:00 am
I AM SURE!!! Rock i am not an Advanced Hacker able to access that website and see all the pics of ur dog
larrystew Report | 01/16/2017 11:56 pm
YEs i have onions
and also uMMM lots of salt
i dont think im a very good stew 🤔
say hi 2 ur dog!!
volkovia Report | 01/16/2017 11:35 pm
I WANT TO SEE UR DOG !! ; ___ ; PICS NOW /bangs fist THATS SO CUTE

i want it
i need it
volkovia Report | 01/16/2017 11:12 pm
AWWW W THANK U!!! AND I LOVE YOUR DOG ..... Q _________________ Q IS HE SMOOTH FURRY OR CURLY FURRY

OMG
LEAVE HIM ALONE HE LIVES THERE User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. AND EATS THE FLIES
volkovia Report | 01/16/2017 11:04 pm
ALSO U GOTTA TELL ME ABOUT UR DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
volkovia Report | 01/16/2017 11:01 pm
OMFG
MAYBE IM NOT UR STALKER ROCK MAYBE IM UR GUARDIAN ANGEL
O - O

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