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Last Login: 06/30/2015 1:01 am

Registered: 11/10/2005

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/30


Currently Playing:
The Initiation - Mykki Blanco


JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS? Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like swag and bruh completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH. It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

SIGN ME UP. *swoons* Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

THIS IS GETTING SILLY. What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.


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izuna_13_13 Report | 06/27/2015 12:27 pm
If you ever decide to make a comic, you gotta tell me! And thanks, you've gained a new follower~
Kiffs Report | 06/27/2015 4:46 am
What do you mean by 'hep'? neutral
izuna_13_13 Report | 06/26/2015 12:18 pm
Cool, thanks for the link! I can definitely see why you like it all so much, I thought Zacchilli's art was yours at first glance, haha!
Speaking of which, is there anywhere besides dA where you post your own art? Just curious. emotion_kirakira
izuna_13_13 Report | 06/25/2015 4:17 pm
Youuuu, your siiiig. I neeeeed to gather up some moneeeeey for that booooook. Anyways, just felt the need to say that. Hope you're doin' well!
Umpenscrump Report | 06/20/2015 4:30 pm
Really? There are some in Florida too? That's not very surprising though, seems like a lot of people like to just dump out exotic pets in the wild. I don't know why anyone would want a coati aside from it being extremely adorable. I heard they're high maintenance, and I can believe that. I also heard they can live to about 15 years old, so that'll take quite a bit of commitment on top of maintaining the critter and its habitat, or your house if you keep it indoors.

And I didn't know you used to help out at a zoo. That sounds cool.
Umpenscrump Report | 06/20/2015 3:53 pm
Yeah, I figured they weren't so aggressive unless you intentionally piss them off or they're hungry. I don't think I live far enough south to come into contact with them. I don't even know if they'll make it to Florida unless someone had it as a pet and threw it out. But either way, I'm up in the northern part. Couple hours away from Georgia.
You like 'em?
SiIverwing Report | 06/11/2015 2:11 am
Tune the lowest string down to D and you're all set. Power chords with one finger on the top three strings.
Admittedly this works better on an electric than an acoustic, but hey.

Professional guitar bullshitter
lakelurk Report | 06/06/2015 4:14 pm

      AW jeez that...that means a lot you're sweet!! i like your avatars too ok they're like, consistent and pretty much never cluttered and OH MAN

      THANK U SWEET THANG /pinches ur cheek

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cointrick Report | 06/05/2015 10:15 pm
have you checked my profile too :^)





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