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Last Login: 12/20/2014 12:36 am

Registered: 11/10/2005

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/30

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RU MENG LING - Miss Melody


昨夜雨疏风骤,

浓睡不消残酒。

试问卷帘人,

却道"海棠依旧"。

"知否?知否?

应是绿肥红瘦"。
 

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JUST WHO THE ******** IS THIS ROCK GUY ANYWAYS? Rock is a cool dude that lives on the internet. He enjoys driving fast. and uses words like swag and bruh completely unironically. Sometimes he makes art, but stays away from the whole shop thing, because that would make him a soulless, corporate hack. He has a deep-seated hatred for The Man, and advocates #fighting the power, even though he isn't entirely sure what #the power is. Maybe some kind of quantum energy thing. He expresses his inner rage via MS paint cartoons and indecipherable guitar ballads.

WOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE CATCH. It is unfortunate that you feel this way, because Rock is currently in a longstanding and very serious relationship with himself. Egos before e-beaus; you know how it is. He might, however, accept you as a groupie or a vassal of some kind, if he deems you worthy enough.

SIGN ME UP. *swoons* Get in line. Wait, whats with the asterisks? Are we roleplaying now? I was not ready for this. I am not really good at roleplaying. Uh...*catches you* Or is it too late for that? Lemme try again. *takes you to hospital* "Help. I have a highly attractive, unconscious Gaian here. No, I don't know about insurance..."

THIS IS GETTING SILLY. What? Are you leaving? But I was just getting into it! God dammit.

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Umpenscrump Report | 12/19/2014 12:50 pm
Nice avi, Rock. I like your junk pile.
amiante Report | 12/18/2014 11:13 pm

your avi rn tho (y)
Payonai Report | 12/18/2014 7:00 pm
yes yes we were

but then i COULDN"T FIND MY AVATAR
too much hoard
Saint Beastly Report | 12/17/2014 8:14 am
I have this theory that you're a girl roleplaying the most righteous dude ever.
But, then again, people have had that theory about me too.

So whatever.
reverti Report | 12/15/2014 7:26 pm
/yells into the night
THE LITTLE PRINCE IS THE BEST i cry like every time i read it because im a wimp lmao ; m ;
/bear hugs
BadouxSacredSandwich Report | 12/14/2014 9:54 pm
Agreed. I can't say it's worth either because I only like pretzels when I'm working on NOT getting wasted or when my mom makes these amazing saltine cracker things (they're waaay more amazing than they sound). Anybody who likes those pretzels is asking for a "are you ******** serious" look from me. rolleyes

haha, captcha says "that hurts". well, too bad. white chocolate/almond bark sucks a**
reverti Report | 12/14/2014 6:59 pm
rOCK IS YOUR STATUS A QUOTE FROM THE LITTLE PRINCE ; m ;
amiante Report | 12/13/2014 6:14 pm

what are those pants doe
a Clockwork Science Report | 12/12/2014 3:10 pm
I love your outfit!
TillxGone Report | 12/12/2014 2:26 pm
lol okay bby. whateva you liiikkkeee

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