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Too drunk to remember,
Too young to forget...


You're so old you smell like Dust.



Life is just nature's way of preserving meat.


I enjoy funny quotes. Err, quotes that make me laugh. You'd be suprised at how funny I find some of the crap Charlie Manson spews. I'm a misanthrope, which begs the question as to why I'm on the internet in the first place if I hate you all so much. Indeed a question I have pondered relentlessly. I don't enjoy it. At least not all of it. I enjoy watching people be stupid, because it's much funnier watching them repeatedly make the same mistakes over and over than to watch them do anything else. Luckily for me, the species never seems to learn it's lesson. Everyone thinks that what they do is unique to them. That their sins and misdeeds are theirs alone. What makes me laugh is that despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you still believe this. If you cheat on your boy, kill your dog or grandma, steal money or dignity, betray, lie, or generally just cause chaos and mayhem, there are a thousand people that are doing the same thing. That feel the same way about it. And you all whine as if you're alone in your sins. when, if you look, you're all just playing the same parts over and over. After a while, it just becomes monotonous, really. So, you either learn to enjoy it or blow your brains out.

Oh, I am a huge supporter of suicide. If you want to die, go right ahead. There's really nothing any of us can do to stop a suicidal person who has really decided to die. If they survive the attempt we can keep them alive, maybe patch 'em up, but once they're released they go right back to it. I know a man who has thrown himself in front of cars twice, and survived. And when I chatted with him at the hospital, I asked him what was next, and he said "The Train, I think." I laughed and wished him luck. If you want attention by cutting yourself or swallowing too many antidepressants (By the way, just a stupid way to die. ODing? Seriously?) then I actually hope you die. I'm tired of hearing little teenagers whine about things that really don't matter. And yes, I know those things are very important to said teenagers, but it's really just a phase. If some boy didn't ask you to prom, or said you were fat, or insulted you and you couldn't come back with some snappy quip before they left, is that really such a good reason to drag a razor over your skin? But hey, I've never been a teenage girl, so maybe I'm the last person who should be making such judgements. Either way, it's boring. If they die, it's funnier, but still kinda boring.

And if you've read all of this, good sport, ol' chum. You clearly have more of an attention span than the 100-character limit most people on the internet do, and for resisting the temptation to devolve further, I commend you. I still hate you, but you're more entertaining than some.

Love,
Me.

...Seriously, love me.

XP Who am I kidding? Clearly, you already do.

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Quies_Letum Report | 09/03/2013 4:46 pm
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You're always lost. Pay attention, damn it!
Quies_Letum Report | 08/07/2013 1:01 pm
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Well, it'd be easy to have a guilty conscious here, wouldn't it?
Quies_Letum Report | 08/04/2013 12:02 pm
Quies_Letum
/LOVE/ your "about me"
Quies_Letum Report | 10/11/2012 10:34 pm
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I'm stalking you biggrin
Quies_Letum Report | 06/11/2011 8:16 pm
Quies_Letum
You'll look so much like your father. I'd almost want pictures of it.

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A man who trusts everyone is a fool, and a man who trusts no one is a fool.
We are all fools, if we live long enough. -


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