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Demetri Marquette Report | 11/27/2014 12:35 am

sssSSS$$$

$onia, $onia, she thinks she's a G.
But she's not the first rapper with a business degree.

The name's Demetri Marquette, but call me Souldigger.
If this freshman thinks she has a chance, double check those figures.

If you couldn't figure out seven-one-one-four-nine,
How're you supposed to figure out your productivity decline?

I'll illustrate it for you on this convenient graph.
When Deme starts rapping, it's cut directly in half.

But have no fear, dear, for I have the cure.
I'll school you right now like I am your tutor.

It starts with a diss, piercing holes like your pins.
But unlike you, I hit my target, and not my own skin.

Then disarm with some facts, maybe a witty retort.
Don't be offended by racism, and be a good sport.

Remember you're a strong woman, qurl, and never sweat it.
But whoop their a** so hard they'll never forget it.

Keep doing that, until you rinse and repeat.
Scramble their brain, like good ol' Socrates.

If you liked that, you should take my advanced course.
Try to actually attend, and not stay home indoors.

With that, you'll be on the road to rap greatness.
Tell your kids about me, all fourteen of their faces.

Good job, qurl, you have finished all your tests.
I'll leave you with one last riddle for you to address:

Instead of piss, what else sounds like frying fish?
That'd be this me, leaving $onia sizzling like thissSSSSS

SSSSS

-MIC DROP-

Hikarii_Hiwatari Report | 09/29/2014 9:12 am

hello lame's cousin dramallama

Stars of Phoenix Report | 09/11/2014 5:09 am

Happy Birthday. Sonia!

Emperor Ecchimau Report | 08/30/2014 10:43 am

Alright, I'll get to it as soon as I can.