A tad abou' this 'ere Pirate Cap'n
Any questions? Feel free t' ask 'em, matey. Formspring (conveniently located on the right), Pm, Comment, I donnay mind. ;D
Ahoy maties! What brings ye 'ere t' this humble pirate's profile?
Well, I 'ope ye find what yer lookin' fer. If not, leave me a message via bottle or send it wit' yer faithful parrot (or just a plain old comment or PM...)
Me name's not somethin' ye need t' know, though. S' don't ask.
However, the followin' titles are...acceptable.
But it's Cap'n t' ye landlubbers! Savvy?
I don't disclose much about me t' lubbers I don't know, especially not me name, or me age. 'Owever, a little about me couldn't hurt, if yer wantin' to read somthin'
Gilbert and Sullivan
I'd love it if ye left me a message, I'm sure gettin' t' know me wouldn't be such a terrible thing. I like t' meet new sea-folk [or land-folk, as the case may be].
Or I'll pluck out yer eyes, rip yer intestines from yer belly and hoist ye from the yardarms with 'em.