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Radically Fabulous Report | 08/25/2015 4:32 am
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I think you may be confused, for the Jersey Devil is most definitely asexual
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/22/2015 2:06 am
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Damn, and I thought bigfoot sounded intimidating. We should totes lend you guys the Jersey Devil. Take care of your troll problems right quick.
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/21/2015 3:58 pm
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Canada sounds delicious. Your guard should definitely be up, Americans are deadly ******** for no real reason. I mean, yeah, there's the embitterment from the system and all the bad history and the brainwashing program of "AMERICA CAN DO NO WRONG" but...okay, so maybe we are deadly for a reason.

Best way to thrive in a hive of villainy is to become even more villainous, though.

On a completely unrelated to scientific experiments note, I read somewhere that Canadians were also born from the ice. Is that true?
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/20/2015 12:39 am
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I remember reading in a parody newspaper that the Canadian navy painted their ships pink to blend in with the sunset. An embarrassing amount of people believed it.
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/19/2015 2:10 pm
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Well, I do sing fairly often, but the last time I tried to get a dance number going there were shouts of not unless were UNDERWAY its not gay if its underway!
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/18/2015 2:05 pm
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Oh, I'm sorry, didn't you know I'm in the Navy? I'm already filled to the brim with despair. You can only go up from here.
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/18/2015 1:00 am
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Whaaaaaaat lucky

You the new Sandman or what
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/17/2015 7:11 am
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Nah, I just made fun of the movie the whole time.

It was actually pretty fun xD
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/17/2015 6:34 am
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Ahahaha, you poor fool. That's how I ended up seeing Twilight.
Radically Fabulous Report | 08/16/2015 7:52 am
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Ahahaha, what were you thinking? I could tell just by the commercials that it was going to be atrocious.

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From the dusty mesa
Her looming shadow grows
Hidden in the branches
Of the poison creosote
She twines her spines up slowly
Towards the boiling sun
And when I touched her skin
My fingers ran with blood

 

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