So, this is that area on my profile where I tell you all about me. All about who I am. People usually write really stupid things here like "I AM FUNNY LOLZ" or "CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGARRR" or "PICKLE IM RANDOM LAUGH AT ME HAHA" instead of actually giving out useful information on who they actually are. And to be honest, after going through and seeing that on fifty-thousand profiles, it gets really really reaaaaallly
******** old after a while. I mean, dont get me wrong, I loves me some good comedy, but season it in with interesting stuff about you! Jegus! So, instead of being desperate and using lame jokes here, I'll actually try to explain myself for a change!
My name is Evan Pearce.
Im 5"9', in twelfth grade, and I have a p***s
, thus making me male. Im sort of a gamer
. And by sort of, I mean Im totally easy to bribe if you offer me a good game. Now, Im not talking that "Modern Warfare 3: Black Ops ODST Reach"
s**t. No, I tend to stray towards the more... 'off the beaten path' types of storylines. For example, the game where a strange string of murders hits a small town called Inaba
, and the murders are pulled off by having the victim thrown into another world inside a television set
, and a group of children has to find a way to stop the murders before all their classmates die
. Or the game where the protagonist is trapped on a sinking boat with nine other people. There are nine rooms to enter, and he has nine hours before the boat sinks and everyone dies. Y'know, those kinds of games.
Music! Music is pretty cool!
I dont listen to exclusively rock or pop or whatever. I try my hardest to listen to everything. The only genre I absolutely despise, however, is country. ******** MY LIFE when it comes to country. I cant stand their whiny as, nasally voices or the fact that all they ever do is whine about losing a girl or how ******** terrible their life is. Either that or they boast about drinking and smoking. No, I listen to "A-Ha"
and "Reel Big Fish" and oh my god so much of "The Beatles."
A bit of MCR never hurts. And some Panic! At the Disco. Some Pomplamoose. The Cream. Two Door Cinema Club. A bit of Lady GaGa. Queen, Chopin, The Talking Heads, The Presidents of the United States of America...
I know this totally amazing, totally beautiful, and totally sweet girl named Amy Hillsman.
She's nice, funny, caring, and not too hard on the eyes
. She can always cheer me up when Im down, and Im sort of kind of basically head over heels in love with her.
She's probably the only girl I'll ever really actually need. (Other than you, Teddi
!) Because in many ways we are alike, but we also balance out each others flaws. I could never be angry at her, and she could never be angry at me. She makes every day of my life better than the last
When it comes to television, I dont watch that much. There are very few shows that catch my interest, but here are the few that do. Doctor Who
is my favorite. Sprinkle originality on top of a solid concept with great acting and amazing story? Hell yes. The Walking Dead
comes in a close second. I loved the comic books, and the show is just as amazing, if not even more amazing. Plus, it's Frank Darabont. He's a ******** master. Finally, the ever amazing, ever girly My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
. I have NO idea as to why I am so attracted to this show. There's something about the writing that gives it this special power to posses me and make me giggle furiously. I dunno, man, it just happens. Dont judge me.
So yes! Thats a bit of info on me! Quite a few paragraphs, actually. I hope you enjoyed yourself! Ahh... I was never good with farewells, so... That'll do, pig.