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COMPLAINTS GALORE

1. THE SEASONS

__________WINTER__________
OMG, IT'S SOOOOOOOO COLD. I'M GONNA DIE.

I HATE THIS WEATHER. PEOPLE IN FLORIDA HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I SUFFER LIVING IN CANADA

FREEZING RAIN AGAIN! I MAY STAY INSIDE EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR, BUT NOW THAT I CAN'T GO OUT, I FEEL TRAPPED AND CONFINED.

__________SPRING__________
IT WON'T STOP RAINING OUT OUTSIDE.

THERE'S STILL A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW ON THE GROUND.

IT'S ONLY 10 DEGREES CELSIUS! THAT'S LIKE ARCTIC WEATHER.

I WANT IT TO BE SUMMER.

__________SUMMER__________
OMG! IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE! I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE. *GOES OUTSIDE* OMG! IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE! *GOES BACK INSIDE AND CRANKS UP THE AIR CONDITIONING.

I CAN'T WALK TO THE END UP MY DRIVEWAY TO PUT MY RECYCLING OUT! I MIGHT GET HEAT STROKE!

MY AIR CONDITIONER IS BROKEN! I CAN'T LIVE 30 DEGREE WEATHER WITHOUT IT.

__________AUTUMN__________
I DON'T WANT TO RAKE THESE LEAVES. WE SHOULD JUST GET RID OF ALL TREES. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A NUISANCE.

I HAVE ALLERGIES! POOR ME! FEEL SORRY FOR ME!

IT'S COLD OUT! IT'S ONLY 10 DEGREES CELSIUS.

I SAW A SNOWFLAKE! IT'S ONLY NOVEMBER!

2. PUBLIC PLACES

OMG! THE ESCALATOR IS BROKEN! I CAN'T CLIMB UP THAT THING!!!

THAT CASHIER DIDN'T SMILE AT ME WHILE I WAS YELLING AT HER ABOUT HOW MY CELERY IS SUPPOSED TO BE 2 FOR 4$ INSTEAD OF THE 2$ THAT SHE CHARGED ME FOR IT!

I GOT YELLED AT BY A BUNCH OF OTHER CUSTOMERS FOR GOING THROUGH THE 1-8 ITEM LANE WITH 26 ITEMS! THE OTHER CASHES HAD TOO LONG OF LINEUPS. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!

THE BUS DRIVER CAME 2 MINUTES LATE! THAT ********! IMMA YELL AT HIM FOR HIS INCOMPETENCE!

I COULDN'T SIT AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS BECAUSE A DISABLED PERSON HAD PRIORITY SEATING AND I HAVE TO MOVE JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AN ABLE BODY. WTF IS UP WITH THAT?

ELEVATOR HAS A PRIORITY SIGN FOR PEOPLE WITH MOBILITY ISSUES AND PEOPLE WITH STROLLERS! THAT'S NOT FAIR! WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO? TAKE THE STAIRS? WELL, I WON'T BE SHOPPING AT THIS MALL ANYMORE.

I'VE BEEN WAITING 5 MINUTES FOR THIS STUPID BUS! ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO ONE BLOCK! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

HEY, LOWLIFE MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE, YOU'RE OUT OF ICE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK MY COKE NOW?

THIS LINE IS SO LONG! AS A MINIMUM WAGE WALMART EMPLOYEE IT IS YOUR DUTY TO OFFER A RICH PERSON LIKE ME OPTIMAL SERVICE!

EXCUSE ME WALMART CLEANER, BUT THERE IS A TINY DROP OF WATER ON THE FLOOR! I COULD SLIP ON THAT! CLEAN IT UP IMMEDIATELY. THEY DON'T PAY YOU 10$ AN HOUR TO NOT CLEAN THAT UP!

3. SCHOOL

I ONLY GOT AN 89% ON MY QUIZ! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!!

OUR SCHOOL USES PCS INSTEAD OF MACS. AS AN ARROGANT, PRETENTIOUS ********, I REQUIRE APPLE PRODUCTS. PCS ARE FOR LOWLIFES.

I DON'T WANT TO BE PARTNERED WITH THIS PERSON. SHE'S NOT AS INTELLIGENT AS I AM.

WHY CAN'T I RESUBMIT MY ASSIGNMENT? I'M TELLING MY DADDY ON YOU! HE'S A DOCTOR YOU KNOW!

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i'm boring, okay

Taal knocked up this girl, ________. End of story. Good day to you all.