Never had to knock on wood
Bow before the might of the Rellik San, ruiner of nice things, despoiler of not quite virginal girls and the almost undefeated champion of Guilty Gear X amongst my mostly limited friends who play video games.
So what am I doing with my life? Well in short, nothing of any social or economic worth, I work in a bar and it sucks, I could bang on about hating my job but that seems pointless. I'm also kicking off with a webcomic, I have no intention of making it big, its more just a for fun thing.
I am single for the moment and with it quite open to any female willing to touch me in an intimate way on the no-no parts.
Oh and I like metal.