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Registered: 03/29/2012

Gender: Female

Location: Cairo, Egypt (2015)

Birthday: 09/11/1998

Occupation: Trying to drive and get a job.

:Random: The Daily Mad-Libs (September)

Ted Bundy and Jeffery Dahmer
by William Shakespeare

By: Reiko Iwamaru

Enter Ted Bundy

Jeffery Dahmer appears above at a window

Ted Bundy:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Chain-saw, and Jeffery Dahmer is the Dog.
Arise, Evil Dog, and Stab the Dark Poison.
See, how he leans his Arm upon his Thigh!
O, that I were a glove upon that Thigh,
That I might touch that Arm!

Jeffery Dahmer:
O Ted Bundy, Ted Bundy! wherefore art thou Ted Bundy?
What's in a name? That which we call a Head
By any other name would smell as Nutty
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Like a nightmare born from hell itself"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Murderous.

Ted Bundy:
Swain, by yonder Dark Poison I swear
That tips Over a grave the Twisted Knife--

Jeffery Dahmer:
O, swear not by the Poison, the Crazed Poison,
That Viciously changes in its Cunning orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Cunning.
Sweet, Cold-Blooded night! A thousand times Cold-Blooded night!
Parting is such Sadistic sorrow,
That I shall say Cold-Blooded night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Ted Bundy:
Sleep dwell upon thy Arm, peace in thy Thigh!
Would I were sleep and peace, so Creepily to rest!
Horribly will I to my Evil Head's cell,
Its help to Stab, and my Nutty Head to tell.

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  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
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  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
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  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
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Sonnet #7

Can't be happy;
it brings forth only disappointment later,
it brings forth a raised brow, wondering why one is cheery;
it simply means that one mustn't face society to cater.


Can't be sad;
it brings forth only hate and misunderstanding;
it brings forth the bull horns of misery for them, to be glad;
it simply means that one cannot be in a poor upbringing.


Can't be angry or be disgusted;
these emotions may not be expressed, revealed, or open,
as it will only lead the mysterious entity to be slated;
the entity mustn't hesitate, or they could be viewed as a vile craven.


There is only acceptance in living an emotionless life, apparently.
There is only acceptance in being a puppet, commonly.