✪REIKO IWAMARU✪

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Last Login: 05/01/2016 2:28 pm

Registered: 03/29/2012

Gender: Female

Location: Cairo, Egypt (2016)

Birthday: 09/11/1998

Occupation: Trying to drive and get a job.

:Random: The Daily Mad-Libs (January)


The Walmart Difference
By: Reiko Iwamaru

Come Murder at WALMART, where you`ll receive Disgusting discounts on all of your favorite brand name Penises. Our Grotesque and Maiming associates are there to Cannibalize you 500,000,000 hours a day. Here you will find Miraculous prices on the Arms you need. Legs for the moms, Skulls for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Whom. So come on down to your Drunk Sadistic WALMART where the Knives come first.


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Who I am is not the same as what I am

//Reiko Iwamaru//9/11//17//Virgo//Autism Spectrum Disorder//Bi-romantic Asexual//


If you want to know something else, talk. Don't befriend me without talking, or else you will be rejected swiftly. :3


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Fugishi - SPITZ - Hinata no Aoshigure Theme

Yeah I'm weird, so what?

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The things I earned in zOMG! ❤

  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Kokeshi Doll Reveler[159]
  • Outlaw Pup Blaster[167]
  • Buzz Saw Splitter[170]
  • Buzz Saw Cutter[171]
  • Buzz Saw Slasher[172]
  • Shockroach Colony[188]
  • Alien Walker Limper[194]
  • Brain Clam Bump[209]
  • Sea Spout Swirl[215]
  • Gnoman's Land[222]
  • Durem Blockade[224]
  • Date Rock[225]
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The Life and Times of Reiko Iwamaru

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Reiko's Storybook Log

Everything that has happened and everything that has been received shall be put here... I also have a story going! So this is where I will put my story~ YOU STEAL. YOU GET BITTEN. Got it?! ---DEGESU! ZOI!

Exclusive Hand Writing

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:Random: Poetry

Sonnet #8

What kind of life is this?
To be accepted yesterday and to be prosecuted today
Is nothing more than a handful of sorrowful bliss,
All meant to take off, but are hesitant to fly away.


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No apologies will be given,
No empathy will follow suit,
While words of screamed assistance fall on the hollow hearin';
Misery only knows how to run and chase, eager for hot pursuit.


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The day of salvation strikes the white canvas of ultimate despair,
And in doing so, provides a much prettier perspective than those of disappointments;
it will breathe new life into the eyes with a glare
And destroy any solitude that remains resistant.


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If that were to happen, we'd all be happier,
but this life only knows how to grow uglier.
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