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Last Login: 08/28/2015 1:50 am

Registered: 03/29/2012

Gender: Female

Location: Cairo, Egypt (2015)

Birthday: 09/11/1998

Occupation: Trying to drive and get a job.

:Random: The Daily Mad-Libs (July)

The Horny Stranger
By: Reiko Iwamaru

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Testosterone strode along the path, making for Benevolent Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Malevolent Breasts, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Breast.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Lucky Hormone just in time to face the Loving woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck Stupidly, and Testosterone barely raised his Hormone to meet the attack. They fought long and Rationally until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Testosterone found himself forced to one knee, the woman's Hormone pressed to his Evil Leg. "I am Estrogen of Benevolent Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Malevolent Breasts. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you Over the land of no forgiveness."

But Testosterone had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Hormone with a twist, overpowered Estrogen and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Testosterone said, looking down upon her.

Estrogen's Thigh shimmered Like an emotionally and mentally disturbed penguin that's stoned on meth HURRR DUURRRR. "I have underestimated you, Testosterone. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Testosterone's desire was enflamed. His Leg throbbed and all his thoughts were to murder Estrogen like a Your lover's soul. Testosterone caressed Estrogen's Terrible Thigh and she responded. They came together Huskily, and their joining was as Curser as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet Genitalia!" Testosterone groaned and murdered Estrogen as Dramatically as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Testosterone said. "That's where I put the Malevolent Breasts for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Irrationally on the grass, forgetful of all but their Stupid love. "We will stay together forever," Estrogen said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Breast never got the Malevolent Breasts and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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The things I earned in zOMG! ❤

  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Kokeshi Doll Reveler[159]
  • Outlaw Pup Blaster[167]
  • Buzz Saw Splitter[170]
  • Buzz Saw Cutter[171]
  • Buzz Saw Slasher[172]
  • Shockroach Colony[188]
  • Alien Walker Limper[194]
  • Brain Clam Bump[209]
  • Sea Spout Swirl[215]
  • Gnoman's Land[222]
  • Durem Blockade[224]
  • Date Rock[225]
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:Random: Poetry

Sonnet #6

The one thing most dangerous of all in life is trust;

Building me up, showering me with kindness, then tearing it all away,

Discarding my heart as if waste, with a poisoned blade in one fatal thrust;

Such a scarring, tragic thing: people say you need it, but it makes no sway.


It comes in many different forms: friends, family, partners, pets..

What one fails to see is that to trust to be deceived, to be thrown back;

It is to fool, to hurt, to shame. After all, if the shoe fits,

Then one would be stepping into a world of lies, delivering the hurt in one big pack.


Being a fool, I searched for hope, for escape from the cruel,

I believed to have found it, in one swift move:

The only thing in succession is that it made me a fool,

Leaving me in the dirt, going on about its ways, no care, to prove.


Now, the time has come: this is the end of all life.
No love, no trust, end it with a knife.