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Last Login: 03/01/2015 6:43 am

Registered: 03/29/2012

Gender: Female

Location: Cairo, Egypt (2015)

Birthday: 09/11/1998

Occupation: Trying to drive and get a job.

:Random: The Daily Mad-Libs (February)

I'm Dreaming Of A Brown Christmas
By: Reiko Iwamaru

It was Christmas Eve. Pringles sat Psychotically Through a wall, sipping Gold eggnog.

He looked at the Delectable Chocolate hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Fudge-Stripes had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Charmily and then fell into each other's arms and Swung each other's Gludeus Maximus.

If only I hadn't been so Sexy, Pringles thought, pouring a Sweet amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Fudge-Stripes might not have got so Delicious and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Spicy tear and held his Forearm in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Sour voice lifted Charmingly up in song.

I'm dreaming of a Brown Christmas

Just Like that crazy fish from Sponge-Bob that stalks you everywhere just for chocolate.

Pringles ran to the door. It was Fudge-Stripes, looking Edible all over with snow.

"I missed you Sweetly," Fudge-Stripes said. "And I wanted to Swing your Gludeus Maximus again."

Pringles hugged Fudge-Stripes and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Fudge-Stripes said.

"I think so too," Pringles said and they Swung each other's Gludeus Maximus until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Zombie-Cow Knee-cap and lived Creepily until Pringles got drunk again.

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Who I am is not the same as what I am

//Reiko Iwamaru//9/11//16//Virgo//Austism Spectrum Disorder//Bi-romantic Asexual//

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The Glade - Dust: An Elysian Tail OST

Yeah I'm weird, so what?

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This is what I wear.

The things I earned in zOMG! ❤

  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Kokeshi Doll Reveler[159]
  • Outlaw Pup Blaster[167]
  • Buzz Saw Splitter[170]
  • Buzz Saw Cutter[171]
  • Buzz Saw Slasher[172]
  • Shockroach Colony[188]
  • Alien Walker Limper[194]
  • Brain Clam Bump[209]
  • Sea Spout Swirl[215]
  • Gnoman's Land[222]
  • Durem Blockade[224]
  • Date Rock[225]
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Everything that has happened and everything that has been received shall be put here... I also have a story going! So this is where I will put my story~ YOU STEAL. YOU GET BITTEN. Got it?! ---DEGESU! ZOI!

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:Random: Poetry

Sonnet #4

Ahh, here we go, the month of supposed love.

We think of this month as a time for joy.

We think affection fits us like a glove,

When in reality, it can be coy.


Sometimes we meet our long awaited spring,

Sometimes we meet our long awaited pain,

It does not matter, since love has a ring:

It is the ring of all pain and no gain.


Oh heck with it, let's just go out with friends,

Let's drink, party and play the day away,

And drown ourselves in the latest trends.

From dusk til dawn, let's dance, party and sway.


Why should we care about finding romance?
Life runs out on such short notice, so dance!
Edwin jarvis
Osrali Virgo
fluffy ghoul
Yume no Shirube
Problem Child 215
Princess Voltari
Huggable Kawaiii
Doomsday Oreo
Angels Alibi
-Fancy R
Big Blue Nation