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Last Login: 12/18/2014 10:53 am

Registered: 03/29/2012

Gender: Female

Location: Cairo, Egypt (2014)

Birthday: 09/11/1998

Occupation: Trying to drive and get a job.

:Random: The Daily Mad-Libs (December)

The Miracle Of The Aardvark
By: Reiko Iwamaru

Lamp hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it Like a deranged penguin. He loathed it.

Every December, Lamp would feel himself getting all Heavy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Egg-muffin, he snapped at anyone Soft enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Lamp had to go to the mall to buy a Sharp Cardboard. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing Huskily around and so much Christmas music blaring Flirtatiously, he thought his Scrotum would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a Fluff woman collecting for charity. Lamp never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the Fluff woman dropped his bells and ran Over a fish corpse. There was a Light Aardvark right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the Fluff woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Lamp rushed out and Sexily pushed them both out of the way. There was a Decedent bang and then everything went dark.

When Lamp woke up, he was in a Dark room. There was a Christmas Egg-muffin in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Lamp's Pinky-finger hurt. A lot.

The Fluff woman came into the room. "I'm so Iridescent!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Pmal. You saved me from the truck. But your Pinky-finger is broken."

Lamp hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Egg-muffin up and his Pinky-finger was broken, he felt quite Obese, especially when he looked at Pmal.

"Your Pinky-finger must hurt Murderously," Pmal said. "I think this will help." And she Sliced Lamp several times.

Now Lamp felt very Obese indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Pmal. "I love you," he said, and kissed Pmal Ravenously.

"I love you too," said Pmal. Just then, the Aardvark ran into the room and nuzzled Lamp's Ear-lobe. "I brought him home with us," Pmal said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Lamp said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

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The things I earned in zOMG! ❤

  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Cherry Fluff Victor[149]
  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Ghost Lantern Dim[155]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Kokeshi Doll Reveler[159]
  • Outlaw Pup Blaster[167]
  • Buzz Saw Splitter[170]
  • Buzz Saw Cutter[171]
  • Buzz Saw Slasher[172]
  • Shockroach Colony[188]
  • Alien Walker Limper[194]
  • Brain Clam Bump[209]
  • Sea Spout Swirl[215]
  • Gnoman's Land[222]
  • Durem Blockade[224]
  • Date Rock[225]
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Everything that has happened and everything that has been received shall be put here... I also have a story going! So this is where I will put my story~ YOU STEAL. YOU GET BITTEN. Got it?! ---DEGESU! ZOI!

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Doves are the symbol for peace. We yearn for peace for all our lives; but yet we shoot them down. What has our society come to?
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:Random: Poetry

Sonnet #2

The lights shine out and the bells start to ring;

It's here, it's here! That time of year again.

Where the clouds go cold and begin to sing,

And loneliness begins to go refrain.


Now the trees begin to glow heavenly,

Where the snow-flakes begin to surround you,

Where the fire inside greets you warmly,

And where people can find your presence true.


Hold on, something is amiss here today;

Behold that strange man, wearing all blackened.

Now things have suddenly gone far astray,

As there is now a puddle full reddened.


It's not a holiday anymore now,
As there is now a crime that we must plow.
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