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Name: Chris
Age: 16
Eye: Every Color
Hair: Light Brown usually short but I am growing it long
Hobbies: Football. Basketball. Video Games. Beachin it. Parties. Girls. Movies. Gaia. Fantasy Sports. Your Mom.

Well, I'm pretty much a low down gangster from the mean streets of Rhode Island. And if you don't know where Rhode Island is then you're probably very stupid. I love being an a*****e and pissing people off, it's my way of giving back to the wonderful world we live in. However, sometimes I can be very nice and very charitable but that only happens if I find you somewhat useful or entertaining. I don't like fags of queers, or anybody really, but I'm not going to commit hate crimes or anything. I'm as straight as an arrow and I don't particularly find any girl on Gaia attractive at all. I inhabit Gaia for a few reasons. One being that I love to be a vendwhore and attain mass riches. (I love collecting the items on Gaia and that is one of the only reasons I am on here.) The other reason I am on Gaia is to role-play. I don't cyber and I hope I never have to be in a cyber sex type of situation. I haven't done any RPng in a long time though, but that's probably because I don't frequent Gaia that much. I spend most of my time, however, in the Chatterbox or GD. I don't really know why I spend so much time there, but I guess I enjoy making fun of the retards that make the CB and GD a hot steaming pile of s**t. Well, I guess that's about it, if you must know anymore about me you're probably an online predator. So, if that is the case I advise you to climb to the top of the empire state building and jump off. I hear they give you all the free candy and underage children you want in hell.

Here is a picture of me for you all to masturbate to. Remember, you should windex any fluids that may land on your screen during and after your two seconds of masturbation.

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Kallie12988

Report | 09/04/2010 11:41 pm

Kallie12988


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for the members of T3h Vending Guild
i h8 u i suk LOL

Report | 09/01/2010 11:53 am

i h8 u i suk LOL

Meow, you probably wont remember meeee
cachitin

Report | 12/26/2008 7:39 pm

cachitin

Best Username ever!
Different...Very.

Report | 01/19/2007 10:22 am

Different...Very.

Hey hey hey. We're still doing your little Halo contest, so you need to sign in, buddy! Incase... one of us finally win.
Renifer

Report | 12/18/2006 3:52 pm

Renifer

*le gaspeh* Ren is actually writing something on your profile, you must be special. And now she needs Windex ;-; But wait...RenRen is a girl...0o;;;
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Bob Dole

Report | 12/13/2006 10:31 pm

Bob Dole

Bob needs some windex ;-;
EJACULATE

Report | 12/03/2006 8:23 pm

EJACULATE

whurr@
Puddles Of Porridge

Report | 11/23/2006 10:18 am

Puddles Of Porridge

You have the coolest name on Gaia. >8D
Otter`

Report | 11/15/2006 2:15 am

Otter`

I LOVE YOUR AVI! D<
MysticalMadam

Report | 11/14/2006 11:27 pm

MysticalMadam

hi