I love how people obsess over these little 'About Me' blurbs. It's
like some higher authority bent down to us and said "This is your one
and only chance to impress people you've never met with your wit and
intelligence, so don't f*** it up" while waving it's finger in our
collective faces. As if we were some child who needed scolding.

Well, I boycott the traditional 'About Me' blurb etiquette where
you simply devulge every minute detail about yourself in the effot to
impress someone else enough for them to consider entering into a
friendship with you. F*** that. Interpersonal communication is not like
clothes shopping. People are unwieldy and unpredictable, it's what
makes life fun. Therefore, if you'd like to know anything at all about
me, please just PM me and let's have a real conversation! It's high
time we gave up the premature judging of others based on their profiles
(unless, of course, their profile reveals that the Gaian is an
illiterate idiot who should be judged and avoided at all possible
costs).

So, PM me and let's chat! I rarely turn down random PM's that show
the Gaian is truly interested (and capable) of intelligent
conversation. Don't know where to start? I'll give you a few tidbits
that you can use as conversation starters with me:

- I'm American. (Please don't jeer)
- I'm older than 18, yet younger than 20. (Guess my age?)
- I love to bake. (Especially
chocolate-ooey-gooey-clog-your-arteries-with-one-bite-while-simultaneously-giving-you-a-mouthgasm-and-an-intense-sugar-high
things)
- I love to donate randomly to worthy quests. (Devil Tail quests are my *favorite*)
- My friends are better than yours. (Deal with it)
- I'm not single. (And probably not interested in you in that way anyhow)
- I love to have debates about relevant issues. (Debates, not arguments)
- I love photography. (Ask nicely and I might show you some of my work)
- I am, perhaps, the biggest band nerd you've ever met. (You have no idea)
- One of my favorite Gaia pasttimes: Buying outrageously expensive
MC's and/or store items and selling them in my store for half the
price. (My current store sale: Fairy Wings @ 20k)
- I am a loyal and fair sealed letter supplier. (I'll bargain just about any price if I like you ^.~)