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You wanna Know about Raven hu? Well there is a lot to learn about Raven and won't be able to get it all down on this, so any questions please Send a Message and will get back to you as soon as the urge to respond kicks in....(You might be waiting quite a while, but don't worry will get to you... eventually.) Yes, Raven is well aware on how he speaks, please don't be rude about it! Now lets cut to the chase, regardless of wha you may have heard or think you may have heard about Raven, these are the facts:
1. Raven is a Cat. PERIOD! No if's and's or but's about it. Not a Human tha acts like a cat, or dresses like one, and Not a Furry. Raven is a Full Blown Cat, walks on four paws, has fluffy black ears, a fluffy black tail, whiskers and so on. So if you are going to try and convince Raven otherwise-DON'T. Raven doesn't want to hear it and has no time to waste by being bothered with such crude insolence. Raven IS NOT A HUMAN, and he simply Cannot express this enough.
Raven was born a Cat, and Raven will Die a Cat.
2. Raven is a Goth. Not Emo. Not Scene, and certainly not anything between, and fur all of you Haters out there, Goth was around long befur any of those other 'things'. Not insulting anyone with those particular Lifestyles just doesn't want to be confused with them.
3. Yes, Raven is Gay. Problem? Don't Care, just don't add. Also single, and not only Not Looking, also Very Uninterested. Raven does not wish to date any Humans.
4. Raven is Misanthropic, but restrains self from judging majorly. Raven Hates ALL Humans, if any of you Humans are reading this, try not to be offended, he doesn't hate you individually, he hates your Species as a Whole, just in general. Now being tha Raven is Misanthropic he has quite a low tolerance fur Humans ESPECIALLY those who are: Aggressive, Demanding, Overly Judgmental, Rude, Aggravating and Inconsiderate, but after getting to know you the chances are high tha Raven will not hate you. (More of a Guilty until Proven innocent thing.)
5. Raven is naturally Anti-social. Doesn't mind hanging around humans, and or other creatures would just purr-fur if they didn't touch-like at all. Doesn't like handshakes, hugs, being tickled etc. etc....so unless you are a close friend, Please refrain form doing so, this is especially True with Females, NO OFFENSE Meant to any of you Ladies, Raven just finds you to be... fur lack of a Better word 'Scary'.
6. Raven is a Vegetarian, so no Chicken, Pig, Fish, Cow, Deer, Snake, Alligator, Moose, Horse, and or any other animal in general. Raven likes Animals and therefore does not eat them.
7. Raven is Pagan/Wiccan, but not ignorant of other religions. In fact Raven has studied quite a few, and knows more then the average Human, in this particular subject. If you don't like Raven's religion, THEN DON'T ADD! Raven doesn't really care for religion, just purr-furs if you keep it to yourself, fur everyone has different thoughts and views, and they are entitled to them, just as long as they don't try and force it upon others.
8. Raven is Ultimate, not an opinion a FACT! Call Raven vain if you wish, he doesn't mind, But don't go assuming tha you are above Raven, because You are not. Another thing you shouldn't assume is tha Raven and you are equals, fur this isn't so. Trying to talk down to Raven also doesn't help your case, just makes you look very stupid. To sum it all up, No One, absolutely NO ONE Is better then Raven, not even God. (Cats in general are just superior.)
9. Raven is a Gentleman, so You May Judge Raven as much as you like, seriously: point, stare, laugh, cry, complain, do wha'eva' it is tha you may do. RAVEN DOESN'T CARE! Has spent an entire lifetime of being mistreated and teased and mocked and wha' not, so nothing really Bothers Raven anymore. Raven is a Gentleman, and fur the most part acts as such-BUT rest assured if you do go so far as to piss Him off, there will be consequences, isn't going to state wha, or how. Will just let you imagination guess how cruel, demented, and absolutely disgustingly twisted Raven's mind is....Now just let tha sit in your brain fur a while. Also fur most things online if it is something minor but still enough to ruin Raven's Day, HE WILL REPORT YOU AND HE WILL NOT FEEL ANY REMORSE! Call him a snitch if you want, but if you were a good friend you wouldn't purr-posly wrong Raven or his Friends to the point where he would report you. (Raven has a sense of Humor and it does take quite a bit to set him off so fur most of you don't worries.) There are a few more side notes to mention if you are really tha intoxicated to know more about Raven. Like Raven has a very poor Memory and if asks the same question numerous times, try not to get frustrated, and just trust in the fact tha it is way more frustrating not remembering simple things like your own name and Birthed Day. More so Over, Raven has been declared (Legally) Criminally Insane/Mentally Disabled, so best to not mess with and try to stay clear of, fur who knows wha may happen....(nobody really, and there is no point in looking fur a individual under the name of "Who" fur they do not exist, trust, Raven has scowered the world in search of said Individual).
Everyone Please Remember, Yes Life is Hard, many things are unfair, but don't let the little stuff get you down, and think about wha you are saying when you complain about how horrible your life is. Is it really tha bad? If you say yes, Send Raven a Message, and we can talk about it, he will show you tha its not as bad as you think. Don't talk about killing yourself, be happy your alive, not everyone gets to live a full life, some of us have a life expectancy of less than 30. Everyone has at least someone who cares about them, and Raven cares about ALL of his friends. If you get Lonely send Raven a Message, Raven will always try his best to be here fur everyone he needs help. Raven Cannot Promise tha life gets better, but it can, even if it doesn't happen right away.
Nothing is Impossible, improbable yes, but not impossible!
UPDATED-Extra Notes On the Side:
Raven has said this well over a thousand times, but apparently it has yet to sink it; Raven is rather tired of hearing complaints about how he speaks, If you don't like how Raven speaks, don't speak to him. Simple as tha meow. Raven is well aware of how he speaks, he hears about it on a daily basis. You being rude about it will only annoy him! Raven does not constantly bring up how you humans speak with; jk, LOL, wyd, lmao, WTF, tbh, FML, wbu, and Bingo English; b4, h8, 2. Please Please PLEASE do NOT ask Raven out. No Dates, No Breeding, no No! Raven is NOT looking fur a Boyfriend, he is NOT looking fur a Mate, he is NOT looking fur a Friend with Benefits, he is NOT looking fur a Lover, he is NOT looking fur a Sexual Partner. Please don't ask meow, it is alright to like him, but don't claim to be in Love Him when you know nothing about him or have only known him a few days/weeks. If you dislike something about Raven, go ahead say it-but say it to him but in a polite way, he does not know wha it is you want or dislike, so tell him! He might just surprise you! Try and be patient with Raven, he is more often than not, a simple minded cat, he makes a lot of mistakes and gets frustrated easily. Too much Frustration angers Raven easily, but he normally gets over it in a moment or two... Poor Memory Helps with the furgiving/furgetting. -THIS WILL SEEM VERY COLD- Raven really does not like Depressing Emo Humans, being around them angers him, and makes him depressed. So if you are Emo, please try and keep your depressing, Cop-out Suicide Suggestions to yourself. You are not going to die, you are not going to kill yourself. If you cut yourself you are NOT serious about dying-if you were serious about dying you would do it and get it over with. Really WHA is SO BAD in your life? Do it or don't. Most of you Emo Humans are Barely Adolescent or not even Adolescent! You have not LIVED LIFE YET, you have not truly suffered. So if you cannot make it through something like simple breakup with someone you never actually met in real life and only dated fur a pawful of months. Then Sorry Meowy, but you are not going to make it in the real world. Honestly, Yes Raven knows he is annoying at times, just be grateful you haven't met him in person! Those who have met him In real life say he can be: quite loud and annoying. Pushy, Rude, Vindictive, Spiteful, Demanding, Hateful, Aggressive, Cynical, and an extreme Pessimist. Gotta hand it to the Humans.... They Really Know Raven!
Though others have said he is so Cute, Charming, Caring and quick to help, tha he could be be nothing of the sort. Raven likes these Humans Better!
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