Want a steaming hot slice of self-indulgence? Well, here you go:
I'm a professional drag queen,street performer, petty thief, fox, janitor, and former costume salesman. I'm currently employed selling crappy band T's for minimum wage. In my spare time I enjoy taking long walks off of cliffs, romantic arson lit dates, and being a bitter, sarcastic nut job. I'm an insomniac. Dancing is best done alone, in the dark, partially clothed, at 3 a.m... I love Professor Quilty.<3. He rules. If you disagree, you and Buddha can just suck it. Seriously, go get bent.
More things that rock my sorry world: The U.K., (Oi!) thrift shops, hairless rats, COFFEE, SobriquetX, Prince Pip, androgyny, literacy, and did I mention Quilty?
I hate Myspace. Rednecks creep me out. TECHNO IS SOULLESS.