Behind a knife scarred table, there sits a darkly furred creature, its eyes gleaming reddish in the reflection of the candlelight.
As you approach it, it stands up with astounishing grace, and bows in a courtly manner before you...
"Welcome, seeker of the mysterious... Ye Wererats Shoppe offers you the most precious and interesting items so you can baffle your peers with outstanding attires and mysterious paraphenalia!
Rare artifacts from times long forgotten! Masterwork armour and weapons! Phantastic things-nobody-was-meant-to-know!
Give yourself the "special" touch of one of those splendid articles, and bask in the light of unparalelled yearn from those who behold your then magnificient presence. You are worth it.
... and here, have a sweet and a cup of earl grey. Its on the house, ye see."