okay by the time the 2 year fermenting period of alien birth is over, i'm going to already have finished all of that yoo-hoo.
so it doesn't matter.
& who needs clothes, pants are for losers. he doesn't need to go to college since he's going to take over the earth.
woah woah woah.
do you think we're some ******** blue collar middle class shitstorm of a family?
i don't think you know who i am julia.
our child will be drinking yoohoo the way it's supposed to be, out of glass bottles.
the cardboard juicebox ruins the flavor. it's like drinking wine from a solo cup.
it'll already inherit my s**t-eating grin, we don't need it to be any more literal than that.
fruit snacks will suffice i guess.
& we can give him yoohoo for hydration.
uh hellooo, alien.
their whole purpose in life is to follow their leader duh.
and since you're the one pushing a football outta your vaj, it's all you man.
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