My name is [NAME REDACTED].
I'm either 31 or 32 years old.
I've got a platinum trophy for a ps3 game that you can't even buy anymore.
I used to take photos of birds.
I used to draw more.
I've got enough self-control to stop buying
glittery rpg dice from etsy,
after three sets
but not enough self-control
to not own
over 2000 magic the gathering cards.
Who am I?
I'm Batman.