Coyote's Wonderful Household Staff
Anyways. I will pay you 100g 1,000g 10,000g (yay inflation!) when you are hired and will sporadically give random items and gifts depending upon my whim. (This usually occurs around the winter solstice.) I'm also far more willing to donate to employees or help them quest for items.
Please note that these positions do not actually involve any real work. You don't even have to talk to me if you don't want to. I am an avid supporter of laziness. 3nodding
Rules:
1) Send me a PM stating what position you would like and why you are qualified to hold that position. Please make it as literate as possible - Rabbit abhors bad grammar.
2) Add me as a friend!
3) Please note that you must have a trading pass to participate, as I can't pay you if you don't have one.
4) I will probably never fire you, even if you don't do any work, because I am just that lazy. You can quit if you really want to, however.
5) Please do not beg. I kick beggars.
My Household Staff:
Butler: Osar Ducks
Maid: O_-AngelxLove-_O
Pirate Maid: Drogo 1004
Personal Artist: Akira_Oboro
Dragon Tamer/Keeper: Elemental Paradisity
Keeper of the Keys: Moo Doom1
Vampire Dance Teacher: The L0ve Kitten
Official Shopper: Hikari-Ai-Tsubasa
Bodyguard and Official Soul Collector: KombuchaTea
Assistant Dragon Tamer: demonic_dragon21
Pet Vampire Fox: General of Clowns
Chef: Ark Shadows
Limo Driver: Dysphoric Euphoria
Bodyguard: Sticklander
Official Ninja and Assassin Teacher: bren_missy
Dragon Rider: S T U P I D C O R N
Go-go Dancer (with designer skills!): Inti Castro
In Charge of Orphanage: monkeysky
Grand Whatsit: puffycolorcloud
Librarian: Salathielly
Master of Chickens and Eggs: Cecil M Johnson
Assistant Chef: Angenny26
Official Stamp Stamper: Guacamole Dip
Rabbit's Fur Trimmer: Br0kenDreamer
Gryphon Catcher/Tamer: The Peacekeeper Missile
Personal Trainer: R3537 L1F3
Keeper of the Lettuce and Other Shrubbery: Mira Lovegood
Manager of Staff and Employees: Di A m a y a
Kung-Foo Bodyguard Librarian Official Musician: iZumiez
Personal Assistant: Nicole the Hotness
Ninja: Burnanating
Personal Samurai: Satsuki_Chan_Neko Mata
Mexican Food Cooker and the Mariachi of the House: kevinisaegistruth
Pet Winged Wolf and Rabbit's Personal Bodyguard: WolfValkinstin
Personal Sage: Akira Flames
Bodyguard: ll-12ay-ll
Event Coordinator and Ninja: Pluto GK
Doctor: XX Dark God of Cats XX
Head of Security: Twillit the Faun
Resident Attic Lurker and Mushroom Finder: Relendet
The Terminator: treebarq
Underbutler: SabreCat20
Official Cupcake Baker: the daft koneko
Cosplay Artist: iRyokoxhi
THE MAC GENIUS: TheEliteRainbow
Entertainer: ccg_corrin
Fashion Designer: usagixcindy
Fan Boy: Roxli
Ninja 5-star chef librarian who makes video games: pokemon lover bob gal
Secretary: Sweet Anna1
Bodyguard: Giggling Cookie
Killer Protector: Puppet187
Sister: The Plot In You
Extremely Flirty Kitty: Necr0m0nster
Puppy: Ginger_Puppy
Color Coordinator: mayuralover
Gardner: Rabbit1105
Stylist: Amputated Cupcake
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I hope you are having a wonderful Summer Master
Your puppy loves & misses you
Wags & licks ~ Ginger Puppy heart
So wonderful so many people have paid homage to you heart heart heart
Wags & licks for my wonderful Masters
I've actually never seen one of those hats in real life, now that I think about it.