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Registered: 10/02/2007

Coyote's Wonderful Household Staff

I am now hiring household staff! You may apply for any position you can think of: maid, cook, gardener, zombie dance teacher, ninja, dragon tamer, official keeper of keys, etc. You can be my bodyguard, but you can't call me Al. (I'll give you a bonus if you get the reference in that last sentence and can correctly identify the artist and title.)

Anyways. I will pay you 100g 1,000g 10,000g (yay inflation!) when you are hired and will sporadically give random items and gifts depending upon my whim. (This usually occurs around the winter solstice.) I'm also far more willing to donate to employees or help them quest for items.

Please note that these positions do not actually involve any real work. You don't even have to talk to me if you don't want to. I am an avid supporter of laziness. smilies/icon_3nodding.gif

Rules:
1) Send me a PM stating what position you would like and why you are qualified to hold that position. Please make it as literate as possible - Rabbit abhors bad grammar.

2) Add me as a friend!

3) Please note that you must have a trading pass to participate, as I can't pay you if you don't have one.

4) I will probably never fire you, even if you don't do any work, because I am just that lazy. You can quit if you really want to, however.

5) Please do not beg. I kick beggars.


My Household Staff:

Butler: Osar Ducks

Maid: O_-AngelxLove-_O

Pirate Maid: Drogo 1004

Personal Artist: Akira_Oboro

Dragon Tamer/Keeper: Elemental Paradisity

Keeper of the Keys: Moo Doom1

Vampire Dance Teacher: The L0ve Kitten

Official Shopper: Hikari-Ai-Tsubasa

Bodyguard and Official Soul Collector: KombuchaTea

Assistant Dragon Tamer: demonic_dragon21

Pet Vampire Fox: General of Clowns

Chef: Ark Shadows

Limo Driver: Dysphoric Euphoria

Bodyguard: Sticklander

Official Ninja and Assassin Teacher: bren_missy

Dragon Rider: S T U P I D C O R N

Go-go Dancer (with designer skills!): Inti Castro

In Charge of Orphanage: monkeysky

Grand Whatsit: puffycolorcloud

Librarian: Salathielly

Master of Chickens and Eggs: Cecil M Johnson

Assistant Chef: Angenny26

Official Stamp Stamper: Guacamole Dip

Rabbit's Fur Trimmer: Br0kenDreamer

Gryphon Catcher/Tamer: The Peacekeeper Missile

Personal Trainer: R3537 L1F3

Keeper of the Lettuce and Other Shrubbery: Mira Lovegood

Manager of Staff and Employees: Di A m a y a

Kung-Foo Bodyguard Librarian Official Musician: iZumiez

Personal Assistant: Nicole the Hotness

Ninja: Burnanating

Personal Samurai: Satsuki_Chan_Neko Mata

Mexican Food Cooker and the Mariachi of the House: kevinisaegistruth

Pet Winged Wolf and Rabbit's Personal Bodyguard: WolfValkinstin

Personal Sage: Akira Flames

Bodyguard: ll-12ay-ll

Event Coordinator and Ninja: Pluto GK

Doctor: XX Dark God of Cats XX

Head of Security: Twillit the Faun

Resident Attic Lurker and Mushroom Finder: Relendet

The Terminator: treebarq

Underbutler: SabreCat20

Official Cupcake Baker: the daft koneko

Cosplay Artist: iRyokoxhi

THE MAC GENIUS: TheEliteRainbow

Entertainer: ccg_corrin

Fashion Designer: usagixcindy

Fan Boy: Roxli

Ninja 5-star chef librarian who makes video games: pokemon lover bob gal

Secretary: Sweet Anna1

Bodyguard: Giggling Cookie

Killer Protector: Puppet187

Sister: The Plot In You

Extremely Flirty Kitty: Necr0m0nster

Puppy: Ginger_Puppy

Color Coordinator: mayuralover

Gardner: Rabbit1105

Stylist: Fladiux

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(By O_-AngelxLove-_O)

Salutations! I am Coyote, that dashingly handsome gentleman scoundrel, and this fuzzy little fellow is Rabbit. Say hello, Rabbit!

Greetings.


Don't mind him, he's the more serious-minded of the two of us. Also, don't believe everything I say. The truth is flexible. I am...what do you call it, Rabbit?

Morally suspect.


Ah, yes. I do so love being morally suspect. It is, after all, one of the best parts of being a mythological trickster.

Which reminds me...whatever Coyote says, we are mythological beings, not "real people" in the strictest sense of either word. We aren't going to tell you our real ages or locations. Neither of us will be your e-boyfriend (or e-girlfriend), although we will certainly do our best to be good e-friends.


I smilies/icon_heart.gif my e-friends, and also my e-employees!

Things about me:
-I hate shoes. smilies/icon_xp.gif
-I love food!
-I am a patron of the arts! No, really...I love art! Especially art of myself and Rabbit...but also other art as well. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.


About myself:
I'm from the moon. In my spare time, I enjoy reading, learning, and correcting grammar. I also approve of art.



(In case this wasn't obvious to anyone, Rabbit and Coyote are both characters. There is a "real" person behind this account. If you need to talk to me for some reason, Rabbit and Coyote know where to find me.)

More about us and Coyote's House

Are you still reading this? Hardcore! Spiffy! Excellent! Very well then, a little more about myself. I'm the Coyote that pops up quite frequently in some Native American tales. Although not all of the stories that humans tell about me are true. Really. smilies/icon_ninja.gif

I've been around since the Beginning. I am a Chronic Meddler. I like sticking my nose in other people's business. I like playing tricks. I usually have good intentions (like the time I stole fire). However, I pulled a few too many pranks, and some other Powerful Beings decided that I needed to be Watched At All Times. Hence my being stuck with Rabbit.


I volunteered for the job, believe it or not. I can be very compassionate. But I wasn't always Coyote's warden. I am from the Moon, and I count many of the moon deities as my close friends. At one point in my youth I fell to Earth and had quite an adventure returning home to the Moon. I would like to think of myself as an intelligent being, and I am also quite adept at various magics.



Coyote's House:

My house is on a lovely island in the middle of the sea. (Don't ask me which sea - geography's not my specialty. Also the island likes to move around of its own accord.) It was built by a variety of craftsman gods such as Hephaestus and Kothar-wa-Khasis, so it's quite a smorgasbord of architectural styles. Even though I've lived there quite a long time, I wouldn't claim to know half of what's inside it. My favorite room is the kitchen.


As mine is the library.

Portraits of Rabbit & Coyote <3

Please click on the image to see the full-sized version (with the exception of the pixels and the avatars)!


By Shujitsun:







By JesstheOtaku:



By Moo Doom1:











Moo's adorable portrait of humanized Rabbit:



By Cupcakechan:



By Ablyvian:





By nao do whut:



By AioneAmass:



By Relendet:





By [Harakiri]:







By Szen:





By Framboise de Princesse:





By Antidepressant:



By Tsukita-chan:



By shienna89:





By Chaos Reclaimer:



By ll Royo ll:





By Hardcore Ulvula:



By Clockwork Paradox:





By Hollen Escarlate:



By Chyggdra:


By mimki and Blossoming Kawaii Kitsune:



By GalateasFire:



By Aeria the Keyblade Master:



By Eternal Rebellion:





By WhenFlyingMuffinsAttack:



By Aqua_star33:



By 23-Fumika:



By Moust:



By O_-AngelxLove-_O:





By Flower Reaper:









By The L0ve Kitten:



By Guacamole Dip and Benjy:



By Torn Love Notes (Pointy) and Guacamole Dip (Guac):





By Mia_Sage:



By missmadnessx3:



By Lunar Angel Wolf:



By CloudfurXx:



By nekonyan2212:



By monkeysky:



By A Euphoric Nightmare:



By xXkapuraXx:





By Wolf Valkinstin:



By kyeira chan:





An animated Tektek avi by Aki Shinuzake:



Tekteks by comfortably_dumb:





Work-related and/or group art!


By O_-AngelxLove-_O:





By Osar Ducks:



By Flower Reaper:




By monkeysky (of the orphans):



By Framboise de Princesse:



By Miss Ploofychan:

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"Do I dare
Disturb the universe?"

Coyote: I'll disturb YOUR universe, J. Alfred Prufrock!
Rabbit: I'm not letting you read any more T. S. Eliot.

 

Notice Board! ^_^

smilies/icon_arrow.gif Click here for our spiffy bump and poll thread!

Special announcement! My Bump Thread, which I began on October 16, 2007, achieved the status of Popular on January 19, 2014! PARTY TIME! smilies/icon_whee.gif

...it took six and a quarter years, Coyote. Granted, I do not recall exactly when they implemented the "like vs. dislike" system. Also, now you have the song "Popular" from the musical Wicked stuck in my head. Thanks for that. smilies/icon_stare.gif


If anyone has an announcement to make or a link to a thread, please let me know and I shall post it here!

Wishlist: back by popular demand!

Concerning Questing and Our Wishlist

We've finally updated our wishlist, though we aren't seeking gifts or donations. (Coyote would like to add that if someone insists on giving him something, he'd also love to receive tokens to fuel his gambling addiction.)

We greatly prefer art to items, however, and will buy art so long as it is somewhat decent and not over-priced; either send us a link to your shop or PM us with prices and samples. As to our preferences, I prefer to be drawn as a small white rabbit with golden eyes (my ears and tail are white as well despite my appearance on Gaia). Coyote insists on being depicted with coyote ears (he doesn't have human ears!), unruly silver hair, yellow eyes, a cheeky grin, and his indigo coat and torn blue jeans (the red scarf is optional).


As we don't often quest for items for ourselves, we have been known to undertake quests on behalf of others. However, we normally don't give expensive items to random strangers. If you are our friend and/or employee and can manage to have a grammatically correct conversation with us that does not entirely consist of begging, we might consider questing something for you! smilies/icon_3nodding.gif

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Ginger_Puppy Report | 03/01/2014 5:47 pm
Ginger_Puppy
heart Loving all the wonderful artwork on your profile page Masters eek whee
So wonderful so many people have paid homage to you heart heart heart
Wags & licks for my wonderful Masters

Puffoon Report | 02/04/2014 6:22 pm
Puffoon
Rabbit has some pretty luscious eyebrows. cat_wink
Puffoon Report | 02/03/2014 12:07 pm
Puffoon
I can picture Coyote in one of them hats; Rabbit, too. Both lookin' might fine. B~)
Puffoon Report | 02/02/2014 7:13 pm
Puffoon
Oh my god. Do you have photos of you wearing it? Can I see them?
Puffoon Report | 02/01/2014 7:31 pm
Puffoon
I can use of those hats to fly back to my home planet!

I've actually never seen one of those hats in real life, now that I think about it.
Puffoon Report | 01/31/2014 7:19 pm
Puffoon
What kind of hat do you have in mind?
Puffoon Report | 01/31/2014 7:17 pm
Puffoon
What kind of hat do you have in mind?
Puffoon Report | 01/31/2014 7:03 pm
Puffoon
Because I am a sludge creature from another planet. I drew a stunningly accurate self-portrait for my new dA ID about an hour ago, if you want to see what I mean.
Puffoon Report | 01/31/2014 6:51 pm
Puffoon
Here is what she would look like + 30 pounds and redder lipstick. Her boots are stylish and strong enough to kick gross dudes in the neck.

My patch would probably just be a pile of sludge plus some stars in the background.
Puffoon Report | 01/31/2014 6:32 pm
Puffoon
Oh, take your time! I'm on TekTek building Luna.

And that's a good question, I don't know what's on their patches. Maybe a cat with big yellow eyes or something. Maybe they just have a text logo and each member gets to pick what goes on their patch.
What would your patch look like?

whoever has dropped by

 
Osar Ducks
O_-AngelxLove-_O
Drogo 1004
Akira_Oboro
Elemental Paradisity
Puffoon
The L0ve Kitten
Hikari-Ai-Tsubasa
KombuchaTea
demonic_dragon21
General of Clowns
Ark Shadows
bren_missy
S T U P I D  C O R N
Inti Castro
monkeysky
puffycolorcloud
Salathielly
Cecil M Johnson
Angenny26
Guacamole Dip
Br0kenDreamer
The Peacekeeper Missile
R3537 L1F3
Mira Lovegood
Di  A m a y a
iZumiez
Nicole The Hotness
Burnanating
Satsuki_Chan_Neko Mata
kevinisaegistruth
WolfValkinstin
Akira Flames
ll-12ay-ll
Pluto GK
Twillit the Faun
Relendet
treebarq
Dysphoric Euphoria
SabreCat20
the daft koneko
iRyokoxhi
TheEliteRainbow
XX Dark God of Cats XX
ccg_corrin
usagixcindy
Roxli
pokemon lover bob gal
Sticklander
Sweet Anna1
Giggling Cookie
Puppet187
The Plot In You
Necr0m0nster
Ginger_Puppy
mayuralover
rabbit1105
Amputated Cupcake

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I am Coyote!

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