I write, I draw, I play games, I perform mad scientific experiments. I like good food, good tea, and good books. George Carlin makes me laugh, Clive Barker makes me think, and Alton Brown makes me hungry. I have a plan to deal with a zombie apocalypse. I'm a philosopher and an artist, and I loathe people without culture, which isn't to say I don't greatly enjoy immature humor. I prefer "that's what she said" to people that cling blindly to established stereotypes for the sake of inclusion into a social fold. I like spicy, sweet, and savory foods the best, with bitter and salty being my least favorite flavors. Short and sweet version, I'm smart, I can be witty, I prefer most things to people, I enjoy my senses, and I dabble in nearly every subject.