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Registered: 11/09/2012

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Location: Santa Rosa

Birthday: 11/08/1996

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wow hi im oriahna and im really lame and i havent used this site since i was like 12. heres my tumblr

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I have no idea what this is is this like deviant art im so confused

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Poisoned Ambition Report | 08/28/2015 10:05 pm
Poisoned Ambition
SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott




SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

MAN1
Think it's in there?

MAN2
All right. Let's get it!

MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?
kyohei hyuuga Report | 05/19/2014 4:03 am
kyohei hyuuga
COW GOES MOO.

8U

HAY MOO.

YES, MOO.

I'M HITTING THE HAY.

King Weeb Report | 04/28/2014 4:57 pm
King Weeb
Now we are both spiders!!
shiodome Report | 02/09/2014 9:06 pm
shiodome
I was a singer, not very popular one, who once has dreams of becoming a beautiful poet- but upon an unfortunate series of events saw those dreams dashed and divided like million stars in the night sky that I wished on over and over again- sparkling and broken.
Dissidien Coralie Report | 06/09/2013 9:13 pm
Dissidien Coralie
So can I follow you again on your strange journeys without getting scared? O.O
Dissidien Coralie Report | 06/09/2013 9:08 pm
Dissidien Coralie
Um, did they forgive me?
 

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Despair of tomorrow! Despair of the unknown! Despair of your memories!