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Last Login: 07/07/2011 9:45 pm
Registered: 06/21/2005
Gender: Female
Location: Wisteria Lane
random thoughts of an otaku.
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"Rathenmor Quillen was an idiot. And so, it seems, are you."
You KNOW you want to eat it. ;D
It WANTS you to eat it. *nods*
YUM. lawl.
Look, don't touch. This one's MINE!
EAT ME!
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Have a very almond roca birthday. ^^
Sloane-happy birthday. *creepy Sloane grin*
SO now you are cool.
1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.
3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in any of the reindeer games.
4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."
5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.
7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:
'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop, all you get is the snowman's poop!'
I AM NOT BEING CONDESCENDING!