Call me "Psy". I'm likely to answer to that over anything else.
16 Things I Love And Hate About Myself
1. I love
that I try to be friendly to everyone.
2. I hate
that I fail to do so frequently.
3. I love
that people seem to be able to have high hopes for me.
4. I hate
that I don't feel like I can match those expectations.
5. I love
that I can look in the mirror and see a person I think is stunningly attractive.
6. I hate
that that seems so important to me.
7. I love
that I can't bring myself to hate anyone else.
8. I hate
that I can't bring myself to love anyone else.
9. I love
that I'm not ashamed to like the things I enjoy.
10. I hate
that those things I enjoy seem to waste time better spent on other pursuits.
11. I love
that I have my whole life ahead of me.
12. I hate
that I've set myself up so poorly for it.
13. I love
that being accurate isn't as important to me as being appropriate.
14. I hate
that I can't think of anything past the number 14.
PSEUDONYMS / ALIASES:
Mistress of Everything
Complex Genetic Algorithm