Hello person who actually decided to put effort into reading this. My name's Kim. How're you doing? Good, I hope.
Now, before we begin, there's something I wish to get out of the way: I'm half Israeli and I'm a proud Jew. If you've got a problem with that, then save me the trouble of journeying to wherever you live to kill you and get the ******** out of my face. YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE.
Now to begin.
Good things about me: Due to the current tone I used when writing this, it may not seem like it, but in reality, I've got a very good heart. I'm a good listener and I'm rather good at understanding the emotions of people (such as the causes of people's reactions and why they reacted in that way); I enjoy observing people. I help out any friend in need, even if I'm on the other side of the world (yes, that actually happened. Message me if you wish for me to explain in detail). Once I feel a strong connection of friendship with someone, it is very unlikely to hate them no matter what. I love to laugh and attempt to make others laugh, and finally: I hide nothing about myself. Anything more you wish to know about me, just ask and I'll tell you. Oh, one more thing: I'm terrible at lying (I'm either A. always caught, or B. end up blurting out the truth sortly after I tell the lie out of guilt).
Bad things about me:
My short-term memory isn't all that great, neither is my attention span. My luck with men is terrible (a freak with a unibrow who thinks he's possessed, a rapist, old men, and a creep behind the cash register), thus leaving me eternally single since birth (I'm nowhere near ugly and I'm a good person! So what have I done to deserve this!?) Like many, I'm cursed with laziness. AND thanks to what I just mentioned a few seconds ago, I'm left with a MILD fear of men.