HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PAGE
My name is Alexander.
If you're on this page, I'm assuming that means you would like to learn a little more about me.
I'm in New Mexico, U.S.A, smack-dab in the middle of the desert. Rio Rancho, to be specific.
I like to draw, read, and do... Other stuff.
Mostly I just kind of drink coffee and exist.
My life is horribly uninteresting and uneventful.
Offline, I'm just an exceptionally short little guy with a squeaky, grating voice who is always
wearing a hat and glasses of some sort. Bowtie is optional.
I'd say that, for the most part, I am a gentle creature. I think I would make a great pet if given
the chance. Even if I'm provoked, I'm fairly good at not losing my temper.
I do have a bit of a temper, though, but it's rarely people that set it off.
... But just a forewarning; if you try to steal my hat or muss my hair, I will tear off your hands and sew them to your face in five seconds flat.
I'm terrified of nearly everything. It's really inconvenient.
I'm really bad at talking and communicating my thoughts. Things make sense in my head but
I can't put them into words, let alone sentences. Apparently I'm amusing when I try to talk offline,
which I don't exactly see why but others do.
I guess it's because I tend to talk really quickly and spout gibberish whenever I can't think of a word
(Which is every few minutes) all while flailing my hands and arms unnecessarily.
Hmmmmm. Maybe we have something in common.
I watch T.V shows sometimes.
I really like Doctor Who, Superjail!, Adventure Time, Criminal Minds, and Bones.
I like watching movies, horror movies in specific.
If you share my music tastes, I will like you by default.
If you listen to Welle:Erdball (or related projects), And One,
Angelspit, Noisuf-X, X-RX, Emilie Autumn, Surgyn, or
anything else like those, talk to me.
I have a deep love for all things dark, surreal, odd and morbid.
Sometimes I wear cheap, hipster-y bowties for shits and giggles.
Sometimes I do the doodles.