Professor Armitage

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Registered: 11/09/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Washington State

Birthday: 03/19/1981

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Married, father of two, avid roleplayer, IT business owner, fan fiction writer.

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If you don't know what RYUNEWDITAGE is, you're missing out.

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Amaralysa Report | 04/15/2014 7:04 pm
Amaralysa
Why thank you Arm . I like yours alot it is very eye catching
Newdling Report | 04/15/2014 6:17 pm
Newdling
xd *swoons*
Newdling Report | 04/15/2014 6:06 pm
Newdling
I'm sad because I've been refreshing the page and then dis- and re-connecting to the internet to try and see whatever is in your last comment but it's not working. sweatdrop
Newdling Report | 04/15/2014 12:18 pm
Newdling
Haha what's adorable? My pretty floral bonnet?
ryu kurasaki Report | 04/14/2014 4:15 pm
ryu kurasaki
RYUNEWDITAGE
Dango Kitty Report | 04/11/2014 3:19 pm
Dango Kitty
Thanks for the buy!
Ash Duke Report | 04/05/2014 9:09 pm
Ash Duke
Yeah cry
Ash Duke Report | 04/05/2014 9:00 pm
Ash Duke
Yeah cry We as my mom my dad and me
Ash Duke Report | 04/05/2014 8:55 pm
Ash Duke
Yeah cry
Ash Duke Report | 04/05/2014 8:51 pm
Ash Duke
Your welcome and thanks for brightening up my day b/e we just had to put down a dog today he was 14 and very sick too sad

Hotel RyuNewdItage Lyrics

In an internet chatroom, not many people online
posting GIFs in the forum, oh the humor's sublime
suddenly on my friends list, I see people log in
they're all lurking my profile,
so they know where I've been.
They're quoting me on the forum
and they want my reply
and I was thinking to myself
at least it isn't that Misha Coiiins guy.
Someone posts in the RP, and I rush over to read
the players are getting antsy, I guess it's time to proceed

Welcome to the Hotel RyuNewdItage
it's a sexy ship (such a sexy ship)
take a sexy trip
lots of d**k picks at the Hotel RyuNewdItage
what else can I say (what else can you say)
it's a little gay . . .

their minds are sick and twisted, and they like to play CAH
they like to make the cards spell out things, make you recoil and swear "JESUS STAHP"
there's gratuitous flirting, and lots of Doctor Who
Then there's Tennet and Eccleston, Matt Smith, Weeping Angels, and of course, the Ood

So I cry to the newdling
"When will the madness stop?"
He says "if I have my way never,
you all are my bitches, and I'm up on top."
And still the fanship is calling from far~ away
PM me in the middle of the night
bring the whips and chains~

Welcome to the Hotel RyuNewdItage
it's a sexy ship (such a sexy ship)
take a sexy trip
A harry potter worth of sex at the Hotel RyuNewdItage
surrender and rejoice (yes you must rejoice)
you don't have a choice

discarded clothing akimbo
tangled bodies in bed
no matter how hard you try, you can't help
but visualize all of this in your head
Shatter enters the chamber
in high heels, with a whip,
leads Ryu in by leather leash
He squeals "I'll go down with this SHIP"

Newds swears he can't take this
and he flees for the door
Arm and Ryu drag him back to bed
"You're going to take it with joy, filthy whore"
And when new people visit
we will prepare them to recieve
cuz you can log out any time you like
but you can NEVER leave

~~~ Two minute intrumental, thusly ~~~
 

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