About
I'm Samantha.
28 years old.
Big dreams of NYC brownstones and a Paris honeymoon.
Elle ne porte rien
D'autre qu'un peu
essence de Guerlain
Dans ses cheveux
I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then I could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speed trains, or freeways
There'd be no distance that could hold us back.
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You see there are three kinds of people: Dicks, pussies, and assholes! Pussies think they can just get along with every, and d**k just wanna ******** without thinking it through! Then you got your assholes Chuck! And all they want to do is s**t all over everything! So pussies might get ******** by dicks once in a while, because pussies get ******** by dicks! But Dicks also ******** assholes Chuck! And if they didn't ******** the assholes you know what you'd get? You would get your d**k and your p***y all covered in shiat!!
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