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Dream Avi








Actual Dream avi

Total Value: 22,114 Gold
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Item List:
Freddy Claws
Black Dress Boot
Black Musketeer Pants
Ebony Ookami Armor
Midnight Black Fuzzy Bathrobe




The rules of Drinking

1. If you're offered alcohol you WILL drink it

2. If all your friends are drinking you cannot puss out, unless you are the DD

3. You are required to take the last sip of a beer if it is warm, that's what you get for nursing your brew.

4. No pretenders - you either CAN or CANNOT handle your alcohol

5. If (s)he buys you a drink (s)he likes you

6. Anyone of legal drinking age is obligated to buy for minors, you were young once

7. After your 6th drink do not look in the mirror, it will shake your confidence

8. If you owe someone money, it is acceptable to pay them back in alcohol

9. Never complain of the quality of a free drink

10. Its okay to drink alone

11. You always loan money in the name of drinking if a friend cannot afford to drink

12. If there's any confusion, the fuller beer is yours

13. It is acceptable to disappear during a night of drinking, your friends will understand, or not notice

14. If you bring booze to a party, drink it or leave it

15. Anyone with 3 or more drinks in their hands has the right of way

16. Drinks should sit on a table at least 2 inches from the edge

17. After a few drinks it is okay to want to fight, blame it on the alcohol

18. It is also okay to talk to the hottest girl at the party, you probably won't remember it anyways

19. You may not quit drinking unless you are getting laid

20. You must continue afterwards

21. Anyone who drinks below average and pretends to be hammered deserves to be slapped/beaten

22. Any bottles left over from a night of drinking belong to the house

23. Empties money should always be spent on more alcohol.

24. The first one to pass out gets the first couch

25. Anything that happens to them after that is legal

26. If someone does something really stupid while drinking, a second party can bestow upon them a "punishment" beer, which must be chugged at once.

27. If you are challenged to a chug competition, you must accept, no matter how intoxicated.

28. A "Mike Tyson" is a chug that must last for a minimum of 3 gulps, no matter what type of alcohol (yes that includes hard liquor). It'll knock you right the ******** out!

29. Anyone with two or more beers in their hands must have all bottles open and ready to drink. If not, this does not count as double fisting and is merely an attempt to impress fellow partiers.

30. Anyone who spills/wastes someone elses beer, must reimburse that person with a beer, or if not drinking beer, a "Mike Tyson" (see rule 29).

31. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

32. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

33. Beer before wine and you'll feel fine.

34. Wine before beer and you'll feel queer!

35. The couch is a better place than behind the wheel.

36. Anyone who pukes in someone elses house, and is not passed out while doing so, must clean up his/her own mess. Hold your alcohol or hold a mop!

37. Your weight divided by ten = the number of beers you must consume when drinking

38. Pass out with your shoes on, and your fair game.

39. "I was Drunk" is a perfectly acceptable excuse for almost anything that happens while in that state. Especially if you banged the fat chick...big girls need loving too

40. If you've had too many, sit down to piss and save my floor

41. Flip cup is a game of champions...not to be played with anything but beer..if you cant drink beer than you don't deserve to play

42. Anything you can put a lime in (Corona) is not a beer...grow some balls and drink the real deal

43. Taking advantage of/hitting on a girl cleary intoxicated when you are sober is pathetic. Any hook up should not be considered a lay, but in fact, rape. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

44. If beer is spilled by someone during a chug competition then that person is thereby disqualified.

45. If you pour a drink it must be finished, no wasting liquor!

46. If a buddy gets kicked out of a bar, you must finish your drink(s), and leave the bar with him/her.

47. Do not question rules 1-46
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Donation Box

Knight of Albian= donated demon ankles

Lenk = Donated 20k

Brady= total account clear out because he quit..thanks man! XD








1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.


During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leavin g the last question
blank. Jus t before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say 'hello.'

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain


One night, at 11:30 p.m. , an elderly African-American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached..

It read:
'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away... God
bless you for help ing me and unselfishly serving
others.'

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.


In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.

'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.

'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing im patient.

'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

The waitress br ought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice
cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.


In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that th e gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportu nity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness. The doctor expl ained the situation to her
little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will
save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her.