What you need to know about ME! =^_^=
I Won't Tell You My WHOLE Darn AutoBiography~
-A word from...who else but me?-
My name is -censored- but y'all out there reading this can call me Priestess_Samaya. Nicknames derived from that (such as Sam, Maya, etc.) are acceptable, m'kay? Oh, and on other sites I'm known as Michukat, so yeah. In short, I am indeed a tall random Asian girl. Got a problem? Nah, didn't think so. Love meh~ <3
PS: The last five interests of mine in the Hobbies/Interests part of my profile are my friends websites. Check 'em out!~
-I love saying...-
Oh yeah, btw, this is my FAVORITE part of my profile! And some quotes I cannot recall, that are so funny, are in the episodes of That 70s Show "Won't Get Fooled Again","Happy Jack","Punk Chick", "Halloween" , "That 70s Musical", "Battle of the Sexist", and "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" but I cannot recall and type them. Wah!
"Good for you.... -insert sarcasm here-"
"Yep. Good times, goooooood times. What're we talking about?"
"I will take your (insert fave material possesion), burn it, and then roast marshmallows over it!"
"We were so bad, we were GOOD!!!"
"Chirp,chirp,chirp,chirp,chirp...""SHUT UP CRICKET!!!""...chirp."
"I'm a stealthy ninja of stealthiness."
"Remember, no good person wants to be a Chandler." (Unless you're a good person and your name is Chandler)
"Remember, never say never!""You just said never.""Dang it!"
"Can you stand it? Listening to Patricia sing in pain?""Uh...that doesn't make sense, Alyssa.""Good, it's not supposed to."
"Can you stand it? Listening to plans you don't understand?""Uh, I really don't understand that.""Good, you weren't supposed to!"
"I'm gonna park in the handicrap! I mean the handicap!"
"I'm bored, and I won't put up with boredom!""So what will you do Pat?""I dunno Alys."
"GRUNNIES FALLING FROM THE SKY TO GIVE US AMAZINGLY PAINFUL HUGS!!!"
"Amber, why'd give me a plushie?""So you don't look like a noob Alyssa."
"Poke your stomach for a temporary 'on' switch for your gigglatory system. Other places such as the armpits will also cause intensive use of the giglatory system. Otherwise known as laughter!""Your friends running into stuff will also cause giggle-itis. If this does not affect you at all, you either A) have no heart, B) made of stone, C) have no gigglatory system, D) just aren't human, or E) all of the above."
"-silence- I HATE SILENCE!!!!!!!.......................Hi may i hep u?"
"Oh my SPRINKLES!"
"Patty, you know everytime you scream something, you press a button?" -three second pause, filled with silent laughter- "Ahh that is so true HAHAHA!!!!"
"This is/That is/How Pathetic."
"If you poke me I'll high five your face."
"Because you are."
-gives meh grandma a pen- -tries it, doesn't work- -gives my grandma a pencil- -tries it- "It's a pencil!"
"OMG!" "What?" "Scary bug!"
"They call me Shocky.""And why do they call you that?""Shocky!"
"Now, dating's like feeding a bunny. Here bunny bunny. You gotta approach the bunny slowly. You drop a big clay sculpture on the bunny, and the bunny's gonna run away man. You feelin' me?" "So, I messed up?" "You messed up. It was so bad, we need to create a new word for how bad you did."
"The beautiful cannot be blamed for the havoc our looks create!!!"
"Eric, there's a tear, I think she's being sincere." -takes the tear and tastes it- "Oh my God, it's real. I have a sister!"
"Are you kidding!?! I am scared out of my chocolate coated MIND!!!!!"
"Jackie, you're a sophomore. How could you be so stupid!?!" "I'm a sophomore."
"Man, two sad girls...""Hey, Kazu?""I haven't even started dating...and I gotta deal with two sad girls.""Once you start dating I'm sure you'll make many girls sad!!!""WHAT?""I, uh, but...""Just watch Suzie.""Humans are so confusing."..."You sure that's safe?""No.""OK!...She can fly!?! Oh, I'll never understand these humans.""Hey, what's all the jabberin' about over here? Uh... umm... where'd Suzie go?""She flew away.""SHE FLEW AWAY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME! BUT HOW? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HER!""I was. I watched the whole thing."
"When we had to survive on our own, we grew up very fast. Except Joe. He just threw up very fast."
"I'll explain everything later.""Oh c'mon! Do you think I'm too brainless to understand!""Yes, but I'll tell you anyway."
"Another perfect crime. ........And now to slink away unnoticed."
"So, you're just a stupid Legendary Tamer too, and we still like you. ........Well, most of us, so bring it on!"
"Humans are so silly! Sometimes they're up, sometimes they're down - they need to just learn to go with the flow!"
"Is this another one of your tricks to get me to Digivolve to the champion level, Davis?""Do you think I'd be smart enough to think up something like this?""Good point."
"At least we'll be destroyed in comfort."
"Uh oh.""Pretended to be me and sent an e-mail to my mom and grandma, that sum it up?"Whoa, hold on there, calm down, I only did it because if I said you weren't with us your mom and grandma would get worried so............ok, go ahead and hit me.""Why? Thanks for doing that. Wait, you didn't put a girly heart or something after it, did you?""Uh.......""Did you?""What? I don't even know what a heart looks like.""Uh oh.""Hey! You did didn't you!?! Oh man, when I get through with you, the devas will seem like cuddly little kitty cats!!!"........."A heart!?! Oh, even a smiley face would of been better!""Um, yeah, that-that's what I put, a smiley face!?!""You used a smiley face are you kidding me!?!"........"A smiley face!?!""Uh, Rika?""What!!!""We're here."
"I'll turn him into a flea. And I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in a box, and then, I'll mail that box to myself. And when it gets here, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I say! Genius I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! Take it Kronk, feel the power.""Oh, I feel it. It's warm."
"My biscuits(butt) are BURNING!!!
"Michael, keep in mind that you are being called a stooge, by a stooge, while a third stooge stands by.""Compliment.....accepted."
"When I look at you, I am happy too. But when you talk, eh."
"Uncle, your the only one other than the Avatar that can defeat the Father Lord.""You mean the Fire Lord.""That's what I said."
"I'm going with Zuko!"-stares-"What? Everyone else went on a life changing journey with Zuko. Now it's my turn."
"Wait! Someone's missing from your group......where's MoMo?""He's gone, along with Aang."
"Do you know how I make things bad, and I can't seem to make them any worse, and I do?"
"Does the crib have wheels?""...Yeah.""Then I'm in!"
"An oral report on the penal code!!!""HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
"That is a great story! It's scary, but funny too!"
"Those cows will never know what hit them...Even after it hits them...They still won't know...Because they are cows..."
"Relationships are like cookies, the lies, are the tasty chocolate chips."
"Fez, when you split up with someone, you don't give stuff back, you wait until they leave the house, take everything they care about, and break the rest. That way, they have NOTHING!"
"But that click and dead silence is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard!" "OH NO!!!""What What!""....JUST KIDDING!"
"No, Donna, he's not gonna help us. Right now he's trying to figure out how to get both of his feet in both of our butts at the same time without leaving his chair."
"I look at your tot and feel nothing.""...I, too, resist your tot."
"Now, if you two guys are gonna fight, let's go inside where there's more stuff to hit your head on."
"AHH!!! It's the Apocalypse! Office products falling from the sky!!!"
"Don't ever let Red touch the baby. He thinks he tickles but he just pokes. Trust me I know from experience.""Well, dad, maybe he's not trying the tickle you, maybe he's trying to poke you.""Why would Red poke me?""Well, why would he tickle you?"
"I will find out what they are and we will have them!"
"But I think he calls, cause I pick up the phone and there's breathing and the crinkle of a candy bar being opened."
"Fossils, Da Da Daaaaaa."
"Expect, the Unexpected."
"Dig a hole, Dig a hole, Dig a hole, Dig a hole..."
"Uh, did that comet just apologize?"
"I'm not sure, DO HUGE EYEBALLS FALLING FROM THE SKY LOOK NORMAL TO YOU!?!"
"Some of us are just thick headed I guess.""She means you Takato.""Yeah, yeah I know."
"Plus, it's dark and dirty in this dirty darkness."
"That felt good! Say it again."
"Is that all you got? And you call us pathetic."
"Are we gonna be sappy all day?"
"Kazu, what's that big blue cloud?""Obviously, some kind of blue cloud."
"Kids today, can't tell if their being brave or just plain crazy.""That's definitely crazy."
"I'm no spring sovereign, but I can still give you the old one two!""Yup, he's one, I'm two."
"Now, this is your most important weapon, the Water Bra. Just stay away from sharp corners."
"You here that you big ball of badness!?! I'm drawing a line in the sand, well, the air, and you won't get past it!!!"
"Without that sheep skin you would be nothing....Not the nothing you are now, a lower, more pathetic nothing."
"Hyde, your the reason that we do so many stupid senseless things!!!"
"Cowman ignoring powers, ACTIVATE!!!!"
"He's gone, but you can still smell the stupid."
"I think we're overlooking the mobile home option. We can park her right on the driveway, and we'll all know she's safe in her own little steel box!"
"You'll have to do better than that my wooden friend!...You can walk my wooden friend!?!...You can jump my wooden friend!?!...You can rebuild yourself my wooden friend!?!"
"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but I'm coming in anyway! -boom, knocks down door- Much better!"
"Can't you climb a simple Mountain of Pain? Nag nag nag!!!"
"Enjoy life for five minutes man, it's not gonna kill you."
"We offer only peace and happiness. -roar- Sorry, sorry about that."
"Impressive, will it fly?""Yes, if we fold it here, here, and here."
"Well he had to he's Batman."
"Those look scary.""No way, they aren't....""They are................................our permanent records!"
"Wig, Make up, Wardrobe, BLING!...Then ya hate it and gotta start all over again."
"Mikestand...Mike Stand.....Mike Standley....The Third."
"All right, time to hit the books."....."You know, Ryo, when I said hit the books, I didn't mean literally."
"Takato, what are you eating?""Eh? Chocolate sundae. Why, do you want some?""Uh, doesn't it need ice cream to be a sundae?""No kidden, how much chocolate did you use?""Hey, come on, there is ice cream in it....somewhere. I just figured, I would have a bit more of what I like better.""How is that a bit?""Forget it. You guys don't understand art.""Ohhhhh so it's art now. Well I hate to tell you this but you're ruining your piece.""-chocolate dripping down his chin-Mmmmno! Making it better!!!"
"She's not goth, she just likes to wear a lot black make up, dark clothes, and listens to bands that are kinda scary.""Ok, so not goth, but goth."
"Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward."
"You can't be serious, are you sure you did it right?""I'm only eleven, of course I'm not sure!"
"You know you suck at Kingdom Hearts when.......you get frustrated playing the game for four hours...when you realize the controller's not plugged in.....and the TV's not on....and you don't even own any video games!"
"Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!""Patrick go be stupid somewhere else.""Now now Squidward, you must be a good employee.""The ceiling's right Squidward, you're not a very good employee."
"Poop?""Yes. POOP. People Order Our Patties.""Oh...... Poop!"
"These are the mighty french fries of.... umm Stevo. Anyone who touches them will become a monkey."-steals a fry-"Fool! Now become a monkey like the curse so says!!"-stare-"Dude, become a monkey.""Why?""Because there are some really preppy girls over there who will be disgusted at the sight of someone like you swinging like a monkey!"
"Ok, and you're sure that'll work?""Of course, just look at me and Rika.(they're not together, she hates him[she likes the person who asked the question])""Thanks for shattering that dream for me.""Bah. You worry too much."
"Ya but I was here first!""Well too bad I'm cutting in line! Wheeeeeeeeee!"
"We are gathered here today to join Ash and Roark TO USE POKEMON TO DESTROY EACH OTHER! THEY'LL TEAR EACH OTHER APART LIMB FROM LIMB AND....""Calm down, Ian it's just a Pokemon battle."
"Hey Paul!""...""Did you win a badge?""...""Well say something communication is what keeps humanity together!""...""You're pathetic!""You're pathetic!""-gasp-I am sooooo not pathetic."
"Sup losers.""Oh my gosh! It's Paul! Wassup buddy?""Don't call me your buddy I hate you.""Sure you do. Listen, listen, where's the gym?""Just down the street. I just won a badge with my butt awesome team because I'm the best there is in this lousy region.""-stare-""What?""I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously with that voice.""IT WAS A SEVERE HELIUM ACCIDENT!!!""You know what you're a severe helium accident.""Whatever. At least my brain isn't the size o f a walnut!""My brain is not the size of a walnut, it's the size of a super walnut.""Maybe because you failed day care.""I did not fail day care, I just took super day care."
"Miss Kitty please, I'm trying to wonder."
"Hey, I just caught the end, but that was awesome! Hey, where's that dude? And that other dude? And that girl? And that dude? And that other girl?"
"I can't believe she's not gonna read my letter. Wait a minute, unable to deliver? I can't believe she's not gonna read my letter! You try to tell a girl you're sorry and you computer sets you down! Whoa-ahh! -crash- (he fell back)"
"He's smart though. He's only in elementary school and he's already taking classes at Colorado State.""-stare- So what!?! I'm in junior high school and I take classes at junior high school!"
"Except he wasn't a sponge!""So?""It didn't grow back!""Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
"So why is my bed here, my guitar here, and more importantly why are you here?"
"Did you put extra sugar in your sugar cookies again?"
"Dang it, Oliver, This is my favorite outfit and now you're getting guilt all over it!"
"The back row? But the back row is for the untalented and the ugly!"
"And don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your butt!"
"Me Me Me!!!""No. Me Me Me!!!""Wait, what about Me Me Me?"
"Did you just call me a sap?""No, ASAP, as soon as possible.""You just called me a sap."
"Yeah, Mom used to read us bed time stories too, and then we turned six."
"What is he doing, what is he doing?""Don't worry Fez he's just screwing around. -flush- Baggie?""Okay, that's it. You mess with Hyde you mess with me."
"Throw him in the Tipton Dungeon!""London, we don't have a dungeon.""Then what's that room at the bottom of the hotel?""That's the basement.""If it's a basement then why is there a fire breathing dragon in there?""That's the furnace.""........Why don't you just feed the dragon.""HAH! So there is a dragon."
"Damn, it's unlocked."
"Will you make quack quack sounds when I squeeze your head?""I'll try."-squeeze-".........ow.""..........Close enough."
"I came here to buy more blech.""It's pronounced bleach."".......................stupid blech."
"Bow down before my queenly queenliness."
"No! Your mighty fine fabulousness will do."
"Wow, fascinating........................ok I'm bored.!"
"Y'know in my country.........""It's illegal here."
"high ho, my minimum wage friend! I demand service!.....................That's just sad burger boy."
"Wait, you put french fries in my Mom's dryer?""Well, the fish sticks were too flaky so.........Ohh I don't need to explain."
"I hate that show! See, there are these commercials that you think are real, but they're not! And then, you wanna buy the stuff!"
"Dear God, I'm sorry for bothering you on your day off, but I have a 1000 word essay due tomorrow, and I only have seven words, so if you can cancel school or burn it down, either or, God's choice, that would really help me out, man...lord....,God..........Amen."
"Oh my gosh, you're contagious!"
"Metaphor................................Simile!""No, animal joke!"
"If I hear one more snide remark from you, you will know the true meaning of the word 'pain'.""Be afraid Terriermon, be very afraid."
"Ok, we'll go to 'What's wrong with my body.com'.""What's wrong with my body.com?""I have it bookmarked. Ok, we'll go to illness, body, hands, green..............gross."
"Do with that what you will!"
"We're going on a strike! We're going on strike! I still dunno what a strike is, but we're going on strike!"
"Well, you should of done it then, but you didn't, so I guess then is now.""Wow, I finally understand quantum physics."
“Dammit Dorumon, you nearly gave us a heart attack just then. Don’t go running around and scaring the hell out of everyone for no reason.”
“You’re not a coward Dorumon. You just have a complex were if you see something bigger then you, you run away screaming.”
"And boredom is something of which I will not put!"
"Now, the real question is, who would be so rude as to barge in without so much as a cookie!?!"
"I hope they like my cooking. Ah they'd better or I'd smack em a good one upside the head for sure!""Always with the worrying. Your cooking hasn't killed me after all these years.""Don't think I won't smack you too."
"And now a grape juice toast to the meeting of new friends and all that other junk."
"Later if you want you can take a bath!""They can take a bath and I don't?""They won't leave a ring around the tub!""Hah! You should talk with the leaving of the crumbs in the bed and the couch, and just about everywhere else!""I can't even look at you right now. Start the fire!""Fine!"
"Shoot, I never could whistle. Babamon where's my plastic whistle?""Why do you want that?""Listen, don't you talk back to me."Weird place.""Better than outside.""Don't you yell at me!""Well, maybe."
"We're still gonna fight later right?""Ya, next time you get me mad. Which should be any minute now.""Phew, that's a load off."
"You can't be thankful for the food, I'm thankful for the food.""Why can't we be thankful for the same thing?""Because it makes the bath and all the other stuff feel bad!"
"What, are you gonna tell us or should we start with the guessing?.........Ah, again with the pausing.""Oh, they're just dramatic!"
"Okay, so you both can make a lot of noise. But can you fight?"
"Kenta! Not the hair!"
"I like the kicking and flying and the stuff!"
"Well, I guess if it makes them happy.....""It's worth the bruises!"
"You're a clown.""Well you're the whole circus, especially the baboons!"
"I saw that!""Saw what?"".......I dunno what I saw, but I saw that!"
"Just move it Sharpay!""I am not Sharpay.""Oh sorry, Maddie.""I am not Maddie either!""Then hit the road Ashley!!!""I'm not Ashley! Oh wait, yes I am."
"No, what I am trying to say is: Leave."
"You're more boring than a stick. Worse, you can play with a stick."
"Thanksgiving is about, i dunno, giving thanks. But it's also about stuffing your face, excessive napping, and MOVIES!!!!"
"If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?......Okies, I'll just pretend to hug you until you get here."
I went to get you a flower, but it was a venus fly trap and it bit my head. So I killed it and got you this piece of grass instead."
"You should meet my girlfriend, I bet she could teach you how to be pretty. (its a flower)"
"My favorite part about eating gummy bears is that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off."
"I love you.""Lala, la, laa~."
"It seems that your fishie has died of thirst. Take a Band-aid and see me in three weeks."
"No! Where's the love man!?....No! If you kids can't make it, who can? Tell me who!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!???????"
"Take this you zombie!!!""...I'll take it from here. Die zombie!!!"
"....a hot cheerleader.......another hot cheerleader.......a hot gymnast who used to be a cheerleader."
"Ahh, just like old times! Donna and Erick talking about useless crap that only concerns them!"
"Donna, if you don't wanna do this, just say so.""...Umm, I don't wanna do this.""Oh you don't know what you want."
"Mom, was Dad replaced with an alien creature made to love?"
"Once, I saved him from getting hit by a lumberjack car, and I thought he was gonna say it (I love you), but then he said,.....get in the car."
"Ooh, That one's worth an instant replay. Forward.....Rewind........Forward.....Rewind........Forward.....Rewind........Forward...
..Rewind........and pause, yup, thats gonna leave a mark."
"Drake, here's your oatmeal, and Josh, your cream of wheat.........Boobs.""Hey, I wanted the oatmeal.""No, you asked for the cream of wheat.""You gimme that oatmeal.""Over my dead body.""Sure, I can wait five minutes.""That's it! I'm eating on the other side of the room.""Fine, who needs you!"-megan throws a cookie at josh-"Umph! You did something to me!""That's a lie!""Bring it on!""Oh, it's on!""It's go time!""Oh I'll show you go time!""I'm coming at you, fast as lightning!"-they're all old people, and very slow-
"What is that?""A shark. In the sky. A sky shark?"
"But I need a distraction to concentrate!"
"Thank you Mitch.""No, thank you Carly.""Why thank me?""Because, if it weren't for you, I would have never gotten my wings...""Chicken Wings?"
"I'm gonna fight my fear!...But not right now."
"And no peeking!""-Chazz peeks-"It's Powerbond!""What did I just say!?!"
"Rule no. 1! Never interrupt the Chazz when he's in the middle of a long monologue!"
"Besides, have you ever met a nice guy named Viper?""Uhhhh.............""You mean you actually have to think about that!?!"
"-insert sentimental memories and long past lecture-"".....Huh? What? Sorry, just zoned out."
"I mean, do you even know how to say no?""Yes."
"Ten pages? How can I write ten pages! I haven't even read that much!......Ten pages! That's practically a book!"
"He's being nice! Something's wrong!"
"-full of enthusiasum- HAHAHAHA!!! -not full- But he's no duelist Sy."
"There's that flinch I was looking for!""No it wasn't, that was a twitch. It's not the same. I had something in my eye that's all. You got that!?! It was a twitch!"
"Hurry Jay, Sy's getting mushy!"
"Deep fried? I'll never be able to look at a french fry again.....but I'll probably still be able to eat them.............................................................I don't wanna be a french fry!!!"
"There was lava, dragons, some talk of french fries......."
"Ya, sure. And then you would take down Yugi and Kaiba too!""Ya think? Well thanks, I had no idea you believed in me so much, Chazz!""It's sarcasm got that?""Sure, but if you want to change your name, Chazz, you can do a lot better than sarcasm."
"This is a floor without flaw! Flawless work floor."
"Dude, why is he harshing our dream mellow? Dude, why?"
"I made you a cookie!...............But I eated it......"
"A cowboy spaceman with rabbits for feet?"
"Uh oh. Jay's in big trouble. How will he get outta this one?""Eat 'em, with barbeque sauce.""Yes and if that should fail?""Honey mustard."
"No! I broke two nails. Someone call my daddy...."
"If you have trouble finding out how to text us...""Then call your doctor!""You may be suffering from severe stupidity.""Together we can find a cure."
"Hello, pig character I haven't met until now...."
"Hey, where's all that confidence you had back in your Sky Forme?""I left it back in the sky.......""I thought so."
"That made no sense.""I know, but were you a little hurt?""..............Yeah, a little.""Then it made sense."
"You wanna know what I think about that? DO you wanna know what I think about that? Well,...........................TAKE WHAT YOU CAN AND RUN!!!!!"
"I have NOTHING!!!!""Well, you still have a family that loves you.""I meant something that I care about!"
"You are a shining light house in the bay of stupidity."
"How about you Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?" "Sure, what floor?"
"And I'll call it, International House of Reasonably Priced Water and Fries and Stuff! IHORPWAFAS!"
"De-na-mi-tay! Wait, DYNAMITE?!?!"
"It has eight types of organic cinnamon!"........."Haha! I only tasted six types of cinnamon."
"But now, you're a jerk with a headache." "I don't have a..........Oh no." "Oh yes."
"Forts win wars Squidward."
"That thing can't protect you, it's downright puny."
"Well, you could wow them with your plucky sticktuitiveness." "Why don't you and Cody just embroider that on a pillow?" ........... "The choice is yours, you can stay or you can quit." "You're right......I quit!" "Okay, the choice is not yours." "Then why'd you say it was?" "Because I hoping you would make the right one.....Trust me, you'll thank me for this later." "Well how much later?"
"You expecting an 'atta boy'?" "Well it would be nice." "Atta boy."
"There are no locks in a steam room, that'd be totally dangerous. Duh."
"Plese, like she'd tell her dad. It's probably been secret meetings and such. I bet you they even have codenames for each other. Falcon and Snowbird." "Haha, you are so wrong. Haha.....It's Anakin and Queen Amadala."
"Well what do you think?" "Well.....Truth or Lying?" "Lying please."
"Okay then. I'll just sit here and eat my shrimp and avoid eye contact."
"So you know what that means. KYANE PEPPA!" (Kyane pepper. That's how she said it.)
"It's honesty time." "What?" "Yeah." "Lola, it's honesty time." "..Yeah." "It's honesty time." "..." "GO." "..Fine I'll go to the bathroom." ............. "Wow. You go to the bathroom you just miss everything."
"We need a codeword for these kinds of times when you have those teenage girl angst things. Something like, the walrus sings at midnight." "The walrus sings at midnight." "Yeah, the walrus sings at midnight." "Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight." "Oh. Well, I'm going to go for another jog. You know, more oneness with the world."
"But there's only one thing to do. Dump 'em both, and buy two pairs of shoes." "Daddy." "Okay fine. Three pairs and I'll even go Italian and not blink an eye."
"Ahh! You men are useless. All your good for is opening jars, changing tires, and going downstairs with a baseball bat when we think we hear something."
"Daddy, I'm yelling at pictures. Does this look normal to you?" "Well, honey in this family I gave up on expecting normal a long time ago."
"Ahh! Two boys that just want me to be happy? You didn't see that one coming, did ya mom?"
"No, we only send you on missions of destruction. Max we send to confuse people. For research and surveillance, Justin's our guy."
"Hmm....It's a sandwich with some fancy cheese I've never heard of before. I know it's fancy because it's not sprayed on."
"I'll just write that down on the whiteboard, make it official."
"Disco techs? This could be the worst family meeting ever."
"Out of respect for the making sanwichees. The profession of sandwich making." "Insincere compliments from the competition." "Insincere huh? I knew you didn't like this dress." "Uhh..." "Mhmm."
"Honey, what did we say about the hand gestures?" "Not in the resturant."
"Alright he's gone. We should pack up and move."
"Stop doing that!" "Doing what?" "Freaking me out!"
"Ratatouille is like a stew right? If your going to name a stew something, name it something delicious. Ratatouille does not sound delicious. It sounds like Rat and patootey. And Rat Patootey does not sound delicious."
Potter Puppet Pals Quotes
The Elder Swear From Potter Puppet Pals "Wizard Swears"
"YOUR MOTHER IS A*toot**toot**toot*INGA*toot*L AURA MIPSOM*toot toot toot*AGNIEMVENIAM*toot toot toot toot* RAGULA *toot toot toot*HIPPOTOMIS*toot toot toot toot*REPUBLICAN*toot toot toot* AND DANIEL RAD CLIFF*beep beep beep*WITH A BUCKET OF *beep beep beep* IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU *beep beep beep* SOUP *beep beep beep* WITH A BUCKET OF *beep beep beep* MICKEY MOUSE *beep beep beeeep* WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE *beep beep beep* MAGICAL *beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeep* ALAKAZAM"
"Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst Angst." -he's hitting his head against the wall-
"Maybe he needs a hug!""I don't want a hug!""Cmon, gimme a hug Harry!""NO!""Hugging~!""I'll weld you!"..........."Harry hit me!""Ron invaded my personal bubble!"
"It tickles in all the wrong ways!"
"I think I'm going through puberty!""Don't go into the light Ron!"
"Hey! I found the source of the ticking! It's coming from this time bomb! Yay!!!! -boom-"
"What is that mysterious ticking noise?.......Hmmmm, kinda catchy."
-These are a few of my favorite things-
Computer ( duh? )
TV ( double duh? )
Wii~ ( Wheeeee~ xD )
Friends ( can NOT live without them )
SOME books ( maybe -shifty eyes- )
Laughing~ ( can you tell? xD )
MUSIC = LIFE
Yeahhhh...I think that's about it. xDDD OH~ And this guy ------->
-No, I don't like these-
Working hard ( manual labor~! )
Skool ( -shifty eyes- )
-Some random riddles from the enchanted popsicle sticks-
These are quiz results I got from, well, where do you think? QUIZZES!!! YAY QUIZZES!!!! If you know any interesting quizzes, tell me in a comment! Haha, or PM!
Take the Magic: The Gathering \'What Color Are You?\'
Where are the biggest diamonds in America? In Baseball Parks
What do you find in the middle of nowhere? The Letter H
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
Why couldn't the glass fool anyone? Because they could see right through him.
How do you avoid ticks on your pets? Don't let them wear a watch.
Take the Magic: The Gathering \'What Color Are You?\' Quiz.
On these, I used the 'Randomize Choices' button. I picked the ones I liked. Ones not picked: Primeape, Magikarp, Porygon,
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't ******** With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com
, or find merchandise here
I love Pokemon, Digimon, Naruto, Bakugan, Yu Gi Oh Gx, Saved by the Bell, and That 70s Show!
Ash and May, Tai and Mimi, Dan and Runo, Naruto and Hinata, and Jaden and Alexis are Awesome Couples!
This is a hilarious video, Watch it! It's called, Before Green Cheats, a Pokemon video:
PS: that's the URL, btw, because I don't know how to put the video on, if you know how, TELL ME!!! Watch the ending! It's hilarious!
Watch meh playlist, meh peeps! It's a set of some songs in my bookmarks, all of one thing, like:
My imps, made by Chibi:
NOTE: STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Copy and Paste Thingies~
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that
great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
boy- y did u ask?
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on
the phone last nite
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's
callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
girl- i love u.
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
boy- hey dude
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i shouldnt be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number,
im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED
boy- omg are u ok??
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into
girl- they're taking me off 2night
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
girl- i love u more than anything, i would
give u the world in a heartbeat.
i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a
bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...
She: Do I ever cross your mind?
She:Do you like me?
He: Not really
She: Do you want me?
She: Would you cry if I left?
She: Would you live for me?
She: Would you do anything for me?
She: Choose...me or your life?
He: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and He runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because YOU ARE my life
girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Boy: I love her more than the air i breath
Girl: well im always here for you.
Boy: I know
Girl: what's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: talk to her
Boy: I don't know. she wont even like me.
Girl: Don't say that, your amazing.
Boy: i just want her to know how i feel
Girl: then tell her
Boy: she wont like me
Girl: how do you know that?
Boy: i can just tell
Girl: well just tell her
Boy: what should i say?
Girl: tell her how much you like her
Boy: i tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: im always with her. I love her.
Girl: i know how you feel. i have the same problem. but he'll never like me
Boy: wait. who do you like?
Girl: oh some guy.
Boy: Oh... she wont like me either.
Girl: she does
Boy: how do you know?
Girl: becuse, who wouldn't like you?
Girl you're wrong, I like you
Boy: I like you too
Girl: so are you gonna talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
GIRLS~ if you think this is sweet put it on your page
BOYS~ if your man enough to say this to a girl put it on ur pro
♥LOVЄ ЧOU TO DЄΛTH ΛND i WiLL ΛLWAЧS BЄ THЄЯЄ FOЯ ЧOU.. i'M JUST LЄTTiNG ЧOU KNOW THiS BЄCΛUSЄ TOMOЯЯOW MΛЧBЄ TOO LΛTЄ ΛND ЧOU MΛЧ NЄVЄЯ KNOW HOW i ЯЄΛLLЧ FЄLT, SO iF i NЄVЄЯ TΛLK TO ЧOU ΛGΛiN iN MЧ LiFЄ, ЧOU ΛЯЄ VЄЯЧ SPЄCiΛL TO MЄ.. i LOOK UP TO ЧOU, ЯЄSPЄCT ЧOU AND TЯULЧ CHЄЯiSH ЧOU.. ΛND i ΛM VЄЯЧ THΛNKFUL TO HΛVЄ ЧOU iN MЧ LiFЄ.. iTS HΛЯD FOЯ MЄ TO ONLЧ PiCK 14 FЯiЄNDS.. SO CONCiDЄЯ ЧOUЯSЄLF LUCKЧ (OR iS iT LUCKЧ?) iF i DONT GЄT THiS BΛCK, i'LL UNDЄЯSTΛND. HOWЄVЄЯ i HΛVЄ Λ GΛMЄ FOЯ ЧOU, ONCЄ ЧOU ЯЄΛD THiS LЄTTЄЯ, ЧOU MUST SЄND THiS TO 14 FЯiЄNDS WiTHiN 5DΛЧS. LЄT OLD FЯiЄNDS KNOW ЧOU HΛVN'T FOЯGOTTЄN ΛBOUT THЄM ΛND TЄLL ЧOUЯ NЄW FЯiЄNDS ЧOU NЄVЄЯ WiLL. GOOD LUCK FЯiЄND!! iF ЧOU GЄT THiS, iT MЄΛNS THЄ PЄЯSON WHO SЄNT THiS TO ЧOU ЯЄΛLLY, TЯULЧ CΛЯЄS ΛBOUT ЧOU♥
Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine married a common theif, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears Because love means facing your biggest fears And everyone blames love for the hurt the pain, but in reality... Love is the only thing that makes us whole
Dont cry when u read this; IF YOU LOOK AT THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART... > >BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A >VERY BIG >HEART... > >Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, > >He told his friends that it was cool, > >And when he pulled the trigger back, > >It shot with a great crack. > >Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, > >I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! > >But Mommy, when I went to school ... that day ..., > >I ... never said ... good-bye, > >I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. > >When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another one... >>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. > >Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, > >And please tell Zero; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. > >And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, > >And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, > >And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; > >Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. > >Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, > >And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. > >Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, > >Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. > >And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, > >I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry, > >Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, > >But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. > >Mommy I ran as fast as I could, >When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, > >I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, > >I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo, > >I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kids, > >I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live, > >But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, > >Mommy, tell my Zero, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. > >I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, > >And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." > >****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost**** > >Please if you would, > >Pass this around, > >I'd be happy if you could, > >Don't smash this on the ground, > >If you pass this on, > >Maybe people will cry, > >Just keep this in your heart, > >For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
[ Follow her ]
When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and poke her sides from behind]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]