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What's up fellow Gaians?
I'm not on a whole lot anymore...After five years that happens. I have all the means to keep in touch if you wish to do so.
Just drop a pm and I'll get back to you.
Now down to the real reason you're here you creepy stalkerish shits.
My name is Griffin, yes I know I've said Alex in the past, but ******** that. My name is really Griffin. So call me that.
I'm 18.
Taken. June 8th, 2015 and going strong.
I'm going to college for Emergency Care. Starting out simple with the EMT-Basic, and then moving up to the Paramedic level.
That's all folks, Love ya, have a great day.

And now, we have my way of saying thanks, to all First responders... Love you guys.

When God made paramedics, He was into His sixth day of overtime.

An angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."

God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?

A Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform."

"He has to be able to lift three times his own weight.
Crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again."

He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals, and he has to have six pairs of hands."

The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of way."

"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," God replied.
"It's the three pairs of eyes a medic has to have."

"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.

God nodded. "One pair that sees open sores as he's drawing blood, always wondering if the patient is HIV positive."
(When he already knows and wishes he'd taken that accounting job)
"Another pair here in the side of his head for his partner's safety. And another pair of eyes here in front that can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, "You'll be alright ma'am when he knows it isn't so."

"Lord," said the angel, touching His sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow."

"I can't," God replied.
"I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound drunk out from behind a steering wheel without incident and feed a family of five on a private service paycheck."

The angel circled the model of the Paramedic very slowly.
"Can it think?" she asked.

"You bet", God said.
"It can tell you the symptoms of 100 illnesses; recite drug calculations in it's sleep; intubate, defibrillate, medicate, and continue CPR nonstop over terrain that any doctor would fear...and it still keeps it's sense of humor."
"This medic also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with a multi-victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock their door, comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how Paramedics were unable to locate a house quickly enough, allowing the person to die.
A house that had no street sign, no house numbers, no phone to call back."

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the Paramedic.
"There's a leak," she pronounced.
"I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model."

"That's not a leak," God replied, "It's a tear."

"What's the tear for?" asked the angel.

"It's for bottled up emotions, for patients they've tried in vain to save, for commitment to that hope that they will make a difference in a person's chance to survive, for life."

"You're a genius!" said the angel.

God looked somber.

-Author Unknown.


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Deneph Report | 09/29/2016 4:38 pm
Yea i kind of noticed XD last time we talked and all that... lol, how are you going ? C:
its good to know you're alive too xD
Deneph Report | 09/29/2016 3:27 pm
welp i started this new year of uni already, and i dont get online neither xD just onnnce in a while, being a little curious i guess razz and all fine
Requiem of a Nation Report | 09/14/2016 9:20 am
Requiem of a Nation
Thanks for the purchase
Deneph Report | 01/17/2016 4:28 pm
Kinda fine c:, just stressed cause of uni exams
Deneph Report | 01/07/2016 5:30 pm
Haaallooou c: how r u going?
Deneph Report | 07/21/2015 7:33 am
Alou <:
MikaMick Report | 06/15/2015 11:52 pm
Dude! That is ******** amazing!
you are one awesome persistent dude xD
haha never give up, never surrender lol
MikaMick Report | 05/21/2015 10:44 pm
I'm pretty tit but unlucky
Every time I like a girl she's unavailable dude xD
MikaMick Report | 05/20/2015 1:45 am
Well then go for it my friend; don't let love die.
If left undone your love will disappear, speaking from experience.
dem hash tags tho
I'm pretty tit? o -0
what is that??? D:
MikaMick Report | 05/18/2015 4:39 pm
I honestly don't know you or the girl well enough to give advice on at, but all I have to is that if it's hurting you I'd suggest cutting ties bc all the daydreaming is unhealthy


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