President Abraham Lincoln

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Registered: 10/20/2006

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Location: Washington, D.C.

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As you probably know, I was one of the founding fathers of the United States of America. I was the biggest factor in the elimination of slavery, and let's admit it... I looked good doing it.

Of course, Booth stole my friggin' clothes after he shot me, but I'm saving up my pennies to get them back.

Anyways, anything that's totally awesome pretty much describes me. Face it, you know I'm the best bearded president that ever took the oath. Actually... I'm just the best out of all of them (If any of my presidential buddies are reading this, you're tied with me for first... except you Nixon. You take second place, you crook).

So give me some comments and PM's. Comments might not be returned... But PM's always get some presidential love back <3. Eventually.

One thing to remember: Presidents are all doing their best job, and we stick together. So when I see stuff like this, I stick my Honest Foot up someone's a**:

President Abraham Lincoln
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President Abraham Lincoln
purpleslastday
In 5th grade on 9-11, my mother made me skip school and go protest against George Bush. I saw him in his limmo 3 feet away. He smiled. I flicked him off.

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So right after 3,000 people died, you flipped off the President? Wow, way to make presidents everywhere hate you.
Or maybe this was last year and you're just a 5th grader.


No that was five years ago. But yeah. And I'm proud that he saw it. biggrin


If I got a chance I'd probably shoot him.


So... Right after 3,000 people died from the largest terrorist attack on USA soil... You honor the dead by flipping off the President, who had nothing to do with it, except that he had the misfortune of being elected mere months after Clinton's failed Homeland Security system.

Oh, and now that you said that, your computer is probably being watched by the FBI. Seriously. Good luck with that.


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Guardian of the Heavens Report | 12/06/2008 8:33 pm
Guardian of the Heavens
Nixon isn't that bad lol. Herbert Hoover too me seems like the worst User Image

Too many false claimers here...
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forca verde Report | 12/29/2007 10:25 pm
forca verde
OMMYGAWD DE PREZ TO THE LINCOLN

LIKE MY CAR LOLZ

IT B CALLED LINCOLN

LIKE UR NAME OMG
The Real John F. Kennedy Report | 02/08/2007 1:46 pm
The Real John F. Kennedy
Good afternoon, sir. I must say, your profile is rather plain.
666LoRd BeLpHeGoR999 Report | 02/03/2007 1:33 am
666LoRd BeLpHeGoR999
OMG Mr. President, you're clothes were thieved by John Wilkes Booth? You get yo stuff back prez XD You were awesome when you were president. The whole preservation of the union thing was an awesome goal; and you stuck to it. Mr. Lincoln, you pwn <3
purpleslastday Report | 02/02/2007 12:01 am
purpleslastday
Wait a second, just bend over one last time so I can shove this last candle up yours.


HOORAY FOR ELECTRICITYYYYYY.
purpleslastday Report | 02/01/2007 11:57 pm
purpleslastday
I love how I made it to your profile. Make me famous.


<3
BabyEaterLad Report | 02/01/2007 11:14 pm
BabyEaterLad
President Lincoln, you are aware that your birthday is incorrect on your profile, right?

And how do I know? Because we share the same birthday. :0

ILU,
BabyEaterLad♄
Kaotik Marshmallowz Report | 01/14/2007 4:12 pm
Kaotik Marshmallowz
WHATS UP HOMIE G?
Mythrill Man Report | 11/11/2006 1:29 am
Mythrill Man
Good luck getting a Black Bow Tie!

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