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Greetings. For those who engage in horror theatrics, you might know me as the MANCATZOMBIE or the post-apocalyptic Felix the Cat with his nuclear bag of tricks. However, if you'd like a glimpse at my cringeful alterego, I'd be delighted to show my face within the metal teeth.
I am 26, male. Funny-looking. Professional college student. Currently overeducated and under-experienced in those practices which earn what your average citizens would call "a living." Thus I've turned to a life of super-science villainy--seeking immortality and raising dead girls from the moist earth as I stroll through the public parks of seven dimensions, all after nightfall.
Seriously though, I've made a number of attempts to reconcile with the world around me, even if it means disposing of the stacks of hexagon-based war games bequeathed to me by my rascal Uncle with the lion's mane of red-hair, also a poet. Notorious for putting a cigarette out on the rump roast at the family get-together on Memorial Day one year. Weirdo.
You're most likely to find me in the OP/L doing the majorly uncool job of commenting on other people's poems, and thus spreading my questionable aesthetic tastes (as you may judge from my interests). Surely there are more profitable activities you might say, but once bitten by the speculative bug I am compelled to spread its brain-restructuring properties. Follow me and we'll take literature down the halls of science to be debauched on the sacrificial throne of madmen, deconstructing inkwell and ohm meter alike so that the green maidens may feed us green grapes of a lighter shade, never to be spoiled by their hollow cheeks and never-rot countenances. To the Chariot of Moistureyezer!
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"I come to you from another dimension, where I was mummy-wrapped and believed to be the virgin brother of Osiris, until my Marilyn Manson shirt gave me away. I was then made to inhale happy gas as a form of punishment, and mercilessly guillotined. I'm not sure I survived the experience, but if not, please do not file any complaints to this site or its respective owners because it has granted a dating account to a dead man."
~Wounded Huntress
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Oh you should indeed post something, I wouldn't be gladder to be proved wrong! XD But in all seriousness, I do look forward to take a peek at your work. Curious as to how you could bore me with colorful characters (I have to tell you I tend to prefer well-developed characters especially if they're random and weird rather than well-written plot lacking character development). So dare you take the challenge to get me to snore before I could turn a page? ;D
Your mention of Chirinuruwowaka was the first I've heard of them. But of course, i had to reward my curiosity and as such, managed to find them on wiki and youtube. They have female lead singer and perhaps that is one of the reasons I hadn't heard of them. I tend to listen rough vocals, perhaps preferably those of men. -_-
Is Wowaka a favourite band of yours? Do you listen to any other J-rock?
Interesting to find a poetry lover here wink
Never been on craigslist looking for those, just cars, and pets...ahhahaa.
I wouldn't necessarily just stick to facts, I'm widely known for my weird s**t I always put on my profiles.
yeah, I need to revise my about me, it says absolutely nothing about me as a person hhaaha. Oh well!
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