AboutHi there, welcome to my moon-satellite receiving station. The name's Felix-- if we haven't met before I'm a mummified man-cat, super-scientist, and dimensional traveler. Lately I've been capturing barges in a space pirate capacity-- what has it been now? Ah yes, I have reached 34 of your Terrestial years; nearly the time of combining merry skillsets into an advanced class-change. In any case, I still maintain a gateway (shiny, metallic) within the Earth-state known as "Maryland"-- feel free to give it a rap if you have any old German military uniforms or non-alcoholic fruit beverages to drop off. Remember, only you stand between a non-adopted zombie soldier and a subterranean foraging operation!
Oh, one more thing. *sets fists on hips* It might just please your groans to know that I am a veteran codemaster from the now expunged "Original Poetry and Lyrics" forum. Besides being fluent (to the point of forgetting) in obnoxious Literature talk, I've also survived attrition due to meteorite impact. Currently I'm working on a super-secret "Lenticular Poetry" or "Lyrical Collage" mode which is so far on the edge of understanding that I plan on inserting it into the DNA of anime-convention goers... possibly to create some form of hybrid between a cactus-mammal and an aircraft carrier.
Alright, I think you know far too much about that now; time to walk yourself on over to the hobbies and interests section. Think of it as your map to either exit the pyramid complex *Or* to fall deeper into my realm (with the Concord-grape colored glowstrips... or perhaps you will find the trapdoor pizza-box spiders...) *controls piano wire with his teeth to operate the firing mechanisms of sporting rifles*