My name is Prince Poffin Poppet Plantair but my friends call me Krackers...
oh wait I don't have any friends [x] oops But you can call me Krack cause I'm addicting
Okay so my real name is Emmanuel but I usually go by Emmy, Manny or "Hey you"
How I look like [x] I was born in 1997 on the magical day known as April Fools day (April 1st)
HAHAHAHAH MY BIRTH WAS A JOKE AND MY LIFE IS THE PUNCHLINE
I live in California as a professional napper so I spend hard days napping
lots of days napping -- It's not as easy as it sounds believe me
I grew up with two rad parents and two hell spawns of sisters (and 3 other siblings but they didn't live with us when I was growing up)
A little about my personality
I am one badass - motha - ******** - thug - gangsta - seme who don't take s**t from anyone---- Fine I'll be honest
I am the least-serious uncool-est submissive person you'll ever meet
I think I'm nice but others could think the opposite
I'm always making jokes about anything I can
make fun of
I am really stupid at times I constantly forget things, I suck at math so never ask me a math question unless you want the wrong answer.
OH AND THE LAST THING
I always try to make friends laugh with me
but usually they end up laughing at me
Manny is the absolute cutest patootie ever, and I will spend the rest of my life feeding him pizza as he naps. He looks hot af with his hair back and he's got a bomb.... purse. Yeah! He's also super sweet and don't let me ******** catch you flirting with him because I WILL SEND SOOOOOO MANY ******** PIZZAS TO YOUR HOUSE AND WHOEVER THE DELIVERY GUY IS WILL BEAT THE s**t OUT OF YOU FOR WASTING HIS TIME. Anyways, Manny is my #1 qt patootie and I <3 him 69ever! -Yagas his ponytail-