ohai, my name is Pokebawwl
My rave mom gave me that name when she painfully gave birth to me, mainly because she says there are MONSTERS inside me
that I must one day overcome... kaimom whatever that means. I'm half elf and half human, I knoe, I knoe, I'm dope but I'm all EARTHLING. My parents practice piracy
and headhunting, didn't fall far from that tree. Also "eye" eatz shroomz
& Peyote 2 see clear. Do you rave? Do you plurlife? I plurlife. I'm rattlesnake spirited, guided by the native diamondback.
Aiming to misbehave as I slither my way into your heart.
Newayz, mad lulz aside my hobbies include trolling, being a black hat wearing bandana faced villain, robbing flying stagecoaches, listening to TECHNO
, & outlaw country, droppin' LSD
, burning bibles, drawing Hentai, shooting pistols, off-road drug smuggling, concocting poisonous potions, watching spaghetti westerns, jiujitsu, and u knoe, basic thievery and stuff. I enjoy long walks to the rave, rolling bawls, hoodrats
, my tamagotchi hologram pet, and frying bawls. Stranger, I blow along with the rolling tumbleweeds. I'ze perty much obsessed with ninjutsu culture so that makes my sneak level at 110, & that doesn't afraid of anything. My special power involves my Navi drone connection to my GoogleOptics contacts, relaying back information about the environment as I sneak up on my enemies. My hair is naturally neonish turquoise
, so get off my back about that kai
... it's also my favoritest kolor in the whole wide world, next to black. If you must want moar, check out the human avatar I made on instagram.com/badheartsnake
Twitter as well ermahgerd @deeeznuuuts