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Pocket Velociraptor

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Gender: Male

Location: your pocket

Birthday: 02/25

Occupation: miniature gay dinosaur

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Brass Raving Goggles - virtual item (Wanted)

Tuga the Narwhal Plush - virtual item (Wanted)

Fondue the Chocolate Bunny - virtual item (Wanted)

Diapered Egg 2nd gen. - virtual item (Wanted)

Padmavati's Lotus - virtual item (Wanted)

Picolitrosso's Urn - virtual item (Wanted)

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* Chris.
* 18 years old.
* Male.
* Embarrassingly short and weak.
* Afraid of spiders, driving, the Church, and stupid people.
* Favorite colors are black and red.
* Horribly nearsighted.
* HOMO SAUSAGE.
* Sometimes wears skirts.
* ALWAYS wears a rubber. ;D
* Functionally Retarded Honor Student. :B
* If he doesn't pick up on your sexual innuendo, he will create his own instead.
* I DO NOT ROLEPLAY.
* Is psychologically unable to make up his mind about his avi and insists on changing it as often as freaking possible.
* Loves to BootyGrab because it makes him happy and rich, which only fuels his "buy more s**t for my avi" addiction.

* Current Quest!
April Monthly Collectibles Fund

* O hay a Tegaki!

Trufax

Someone please resurrect Bram Stoker so he can write Dracula II: In Which Edward Cullen Gets His a** Handed To Him By A Real Nosferatu.

Dracula > Edward Cullen

Wazza Matta You?

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princessdawn Report | 08/25/2009 10:00 am: Just wanted to say I love your signature and I completely agree with you!!!! Thank you so much!!!!
SpeckleNorris Report | 07/15/2009 5:59 am: I just read your thing about Twilight, it made me laugh hard. I hate Twilight, thank you for having more than half a brain!
Chibi Kitsune Warrior Report | 06/02/2009 2:53 pm: Hey, I just wanted to tell you that I love your signature and I completely agree! XD
Well, see you around. ^-^
Osiris-Lee Report | 04/25/2009 4:36 am: :3 <3 I love your signature. That is all.
Aine Eilis Report | 04/21/2009 11:32 am: Hey, Pocket!
Long time no see, I hope you're doing well.
(Guess who just passed their regulations test and is preparing for her d/permit...?!?)
*yes...a little late, I know sad
Tiefling Child Report | 04/19/2009 2:21 pm: I amuse myself by running around and pretending I'm a velociraptor. Hence, your username makes me happy.
Death By Wasabi Report | 04/14/2009 11:38 pm: Yes, yes of course. Hopefully they fall head over heels in love with your art. Uhm, I've never actually payed for art before so it's beyond me how much I'd charge. I"m starting my art shop too, slowly. I'm giving the art that I've already drew as examples of what they art looks like, the length of the body I'll put in it, the coloring that I can do, and/or the style.
Then I'm going to make an ordering form and decide my prices. Pre-pay, of course because I am always good on my word and I like to draw anyway. =]
Good luck with yours. If you want to affiliate I'm sure we can work something out. ^-^
~Ter

oh yeah, and that's a good pic. Nice wavy/movement style. I like it =D
ll Meagan Madness ll Report | 04/14/2009 9:38 pm: mad sorry im getting back to you so late. College life consumes so much of me D:
I think I have all the books. Though not positive, I also have most of her other books.
Now I want to watch that movie. <3 It was always on of my favorites. I cant see why so many hate it. Sadly I havent even read the book so I dont know either. Im sure tho, its just as good.

Haha, Lesat so would. Someone needs to make some type of animated online video of that :3 Then I could enjoy seeing the fans of Edward cry....god im mean XD
Neonasaurus Report | 04/13/2009 3:15 pm: hehehehehe I see ur evil plan. An wtf?! FLIPPING BUNNY SLIPPER?! Flip that man; no way.
Senslaved Report | 04/12/2009 10:21 pm: Haha! yea I think he's cute too. biggrin