biggrin Good good, I do still... or i got them, cant even remember its been so long...
i once herd, a man went into the doctors office for a checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. So the old dude said :I have a 18 year old bride bearing my baby, how do you think i'm doing?"
The doctor says well i once new a man, real avid hunter, never missed a season. one day he was in a hurry to the hunting grounds and accidentally grabbed an umbrella instead of the rifle.
"When hunting" the doctor continues "He finds a bear when the bear stands on its hind legs to swipe the man points the umbrella at the ban and the bear falls down dead from a bullet hole in the hear.
The man says "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear!" the Doctor says "Exactly"