★Clearly we need to set a few rules before you start to mess things up~ ★
① No begging I am not one to give out items to people for free.
②I am willing to hold an item until you can pay for it.
③Will trade items so we don`t need to go though the whole 5% tax nonsense.
④No returns. You bought it so you are stuck with it.
⑤If you have any complaints then my fearlings will take them and then tear you limb from limb.
⑥I tend to sell items for cheap DO NOT ask for a lower price.
⑦Sometimes I am willing to trade items for other items but not usually.
⑧ You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
⑨I will not serve Guardians so you might as well leave now.
⑩Get your sh*t and GET OUT. That is all now leave.