Mike Oldfield's warning on his album "Amarok" : HEALTH WARNING - This record could be hazardous to the health of cloth-eared nincompoops. If you suffer from this condition, consult your Doctor immediately.
Jon Anderson - I think one of the great moments of my life was when I could write musician on my passport.
Robin Zander - We're Cheap Trick. We can do anything.
Chris Squire - A nightmare is two bass players on stage.
Geddy Lee [talking about Pete Way of UFO] - He was a force of nature. Most people actually need to be sober at some point in the day,but he didn’t seem to require that. At one gig we were backstage listening to them play and the bass just disappeared – of course he’d fallen off the stage.
Ozzy Osbourne - [About Megadeth's cover of "Paranoid"] Whoever's singing that should get a ******** day job.
Paul Stanley - Gene lives about five minutes from me – I can see his ego from my house!
Sebastian Bach - I’ve never had any money and I still don’t. Rock and roll should be about people coming together as one, not worrying how to how to turn a $69 million fortune into $71 million
Robert Fripp - Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
What happens when you spill a glass of water on Yngwie Malmsteen? - "You've unleashed the ******** fury."
Ozzy Osbourne - I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat, but that's okay - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Lemmy Kilmister - A French magazine printed my obituary. How did I die? I dunno, it was in French.
Steve Howe - Although one can get very clever at home, progress comes a lot quicker if you step into a room with other people and start playing.
Ritchie Blackmore - I always related more to the guitar than I did to people.
Keith Moon - I am the best Keith Moon-type drummer in the world.
Jimi Hendrix - I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.
Rick Wakeman - When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
Tom Petersson - [On his ex-wife Dagmar *shudders* He was asked if she was Cheap Trick's Yoko] Was she the japanese wife of John Lennon? ... No.
James Brown - When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing : bring people joy.
Alice Cooper - [talking about Marilyn Manson] He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.
Jimi Hendrix - I don't give a ******** if you boo, as long as you boo in key.