About
HEY, HEY, HERE'S THE D.L.
Yo. If you already know my name, good for you.
If you don't,
Call me
Paige.
Or Phan.
If you call my Phanny
I will carve your eyeballs out with a spoon
And feed them to a chihuahua.
Depending on who you are and what I'm wearing,
I'll either look like a tomboy of a girl--
or a lanky boy.
I get bored easily.
>shortattentionspanisshort<
But I lovelovelove being entertained.
Or entertaining.
It's fun.
I'm musically inclined. In my lifetime, I have played
Violin
Flute
Tenor Saxphone
Alto Saxophone
Piano
Keyboard
Guitar
And I sing.
And I sew.
I was on my university's mini-Project Runway.
I also sew costumes and take commissions for them.
I don't have a website yet.
And I don't do out-of-state commissions yet.
I barely do out-of-city. >> Don't judge.
I'm also working on crafting a set of custom
MANDALORIAN ARMOR.
Y'know, like Boba and Jango Fett.
That's right, I'm a total boss. >w>
I'm a regular in the LD,
But I haven't been on Gaia in a while.
I've miraculously found other things to do with my time.
Not like they're any more productive, though.
I'm not as much of an a** as I used to be, shock shock.
That being said--
don't piss me off.
I'm a b***h when you annoy me.
I'm a lesbian,
and I have the best girlfriend in the world.
I love you sweets. <333
I'm into the BDSM lifestyle, and am a switch.
I figure that's really all you need to know.
-shrug-
I'm 19,
but I'm surprisingly knowledgeable...
if I care.
I play a few video games, like
WoW
L4D2
and TF2
I won't give out my game information,
sorry.
Except I'm not really sorry.
I'm artsy.
I reallyreallyreally wanna learn Gaelic--Irish or Scottish.
Doesn't really matter.
I love body mods.
My earlobes are stretched to a 0,
and I have a small tattoo.
There are a few other piercings I'd like at some point.
I'd also love to get a few more tattoos.
In time, in time.
I'm in college.
Majoring in Film...
Might minor in Law or something.
I really have no clue.
I live in the midwest.
It's interesting.
My head is a functioning barometer.
No joke.
Ask me if you don't know what that means, because it's fun to explain.
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I love the accents, lol. I'm an accent who*e.
Aww, that's unfortunate. I go to a state university, so travelling abroad is the same price as a semester at school. It's a pretty awesome setup. If I have time (I'm a biology major, so I Have all those lab sciences...) I might go during my senior year, as my girl will be graduating a year earlier. I'm just apprehensive about going by myself, you know?
I love Irish/Gaelic music heart
Why Gaelic? If you don't mind me asking : )
I don't know many people who share my interest in learning the language.
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE OMGOMG LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS (I swear I'm not a creep.) I play(ed) most of the same instruments as you, and my linguistic goal is to learn Irish-Gaelic...my dad grew up speaking it, he's fairly fluent.
4laugh