Don't you dare try telling ME to grow up.
Why is Gryffindor's animal not a griffin?
If you are what you eat, then Voldermort's a unicorn.
"He's Slytherin or Gryffindor; it's obvious, that much is sure!
That silly Ravenclaw believes in unicorns! And I thought they were supposed to be smart!
Moreover, why is Ravenclaw's animal an eagle?!
This boy's not one to be in school for he will not be made a fool.
But if his cunning mind should dim, he'd have no place in Slytherin.
His pride and courage won't give way So Gryffindor this hat does say!"