Old, cantankerous, contradictory, bitter, selfish, apathetic, dirty, and probably at least a little strange.
It's always the easiest to see the worst in ourselves, but I guess it's better that you know the worst of me right off the bat, just so there's no surprises if you actually do want to get to know me.
I hate writing paragraphs about myself, as it always tends to skew towards vanity about halfway through. If you have questions or want answers shoot me a PM. I won't bite unless I know you like that...or if I think I can get away with it.
Oh, and appearances can be deceiving...js.
Please don't send me begging PMs!
I do donate, but not if you ask!
This seems like it should be needless to say, but apparently it's not. You may not steal/use any of the graphics on this profile!
Possibly on permanent hiatus.