Pelvic Sorcery

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Last Login: 10/19/2014 11:46 pm

Registered: 05/15/2008

Gender: Male

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Monumentum Narcissism

Howdy.
My name is Dale or Dean or something like that...
And I guess this is supposed to be about me.
So Imma talk about myself.
Eeeh, where do I start...
Well,


Random Information


I love the color Purple.
I am a practicing hypnotist.
I love to read. Mostly about psychology and different religions and mythologies.
My favorite religion is LaVeyan Satanism. It's basically a more power-oriented, atheistic Buddhism. No demon-worshiping bullshit.
I am not a Satanist anymore. I still listen to the music, though.
I don't keep up on current events anymore.
I enjoy old-ish cartoons, like Tom and Jerry.
My favorite episode of Tom and Jerry is "Solid Serenade."
I kinda like that song "Is You Is or Is You Aint My Baby" because of the show Tom and Jerry.
I like commercials from the 70's-90's for kids stuff.
I have never, and never will watch Jersey Shore.
I wouldn't be surprised if I die alone, homeless, and poorly dressed.
I prefer Beethoven's 5th Symphony over the 7th and 9th.
I ******** love the show "Dexter". Probably more than I should.
I'm paranoid, and have minor anxiety. Deal with it.
I probably love you. Get used to it.
I think
George Carlin is a badass.
I'm usually a d**k. Get over it.
I have brown hair. Brown, curly, annoying as ******** hair.
I plan on moving to Ireland in the future.
I ******** hate Mississippi. Too many roaches and rednecks. Been there, done that.
I feel like a dinosaur on steroids.
I enjoy drinking , smoking, and anything else that keeps sobriety at bay.
I was born on August 17th.
I think Bing Crosby could have done more with his career.
I am anti-whatever. For good reason.
I believe in gay rights, and I also reserve the right to make gay jokes.
I aint gay, as much as I want to be. I mean, they're neat and all, but I can't imagine bumpin uglies with a bro.
I like the [/******** word
. It's such a fun word to say.
I think transvestites are funny. I've only seen about five in my life.
I listen to a lot of metal. Mainly power metal and black metal.
I [******** hate[/color] rap, hip-hop, and current pop music.
I watch Adventure Time from time to time.
I have the most adorable puppy. Period. She's my pride and joy.
I should probably clip my toe nails more often.
I don't like hipsters, emos, stoners, or anybody who generally affiliates themselves with anything.
I am exceedingly proud of my sis. She is polite and witty.
I think respect is earned and not given.
I'm not the most tolerant or patient person in the world. Eventually, they'll make a pill for that though.
I have been on Gaia since '08.
I honestly don't know much about anime. So sue me.
I hate emotes. All of them. They piss me off.
I ******** hate Disney, and anything else that pushes Christian morals and promotes weakness.
I would take a bullet for my sis. Everyone else is inconsequential.
I frequently let my pride get the best of me.
I'm willing to admit my mistakes, as well as others mistakes.
If I'm pickin on you, learn to take a joke. Cause I don't log on to fight with people.
I love to troll noobs. Not just newbies. Cybering, begging, illiterate, obnoxious noobs.
I dance like a white boy. Probably 'cause I am.
I was just kidding. I don't dance. I'm too white.
I like orange chicken. The kind from Panda Express.
I like the chili and hotdogs from 7-11 more than restaurant quality stuff. (But only when I'm baked.)
I have a very messy desk. This desk is a reflection of me in general. I'm a slob.
I used to play trombone. Gave that a school year and then realized it sucked balls.
I hate fat people on power scooters.
I'm kinda afraid of furries. I mean, are they FUR real?
I don't like those squiggly lines that show when you have a typo.
I'm slightly obsessive. Everything needs to be even.
I'm far too messy to be OCD.
I hate it when people turn down my music. Especially in car rides. I just turn it right back up.
I have a small dent in the roof of my mouth that itches like crazy
I don't like the word "Administration"
I like the word "Spongy"
I'm not good at CoD.
I like fire. I aint no arsonist, but I really like fire.
I like dark humor. As a matter of fact, I don't really like any other kind of humor.
I think celebrity gossip is [******** retarded[/color].
I like surprising depressing endings to stories.
I enjoyed Star Wars. All of them.
I don't know where I would be today without my "bros"; a group of the 9 people who have earned my utmost respect.
I have a bad back. Probably from being on the computer too much.
I like web comics. Especially Cyanide and Happiness.
I also like SMBC web comics.
I think ARK ruined Justin Biebers childhood. As well as Rebecca Black, and maybe even Jenna Rose. There are plenty of shitty kid singers in the world, but only ARK is stupid enough to make them famous.
I don't like white people. I don't mean all Caucasians, just the REALLY white ones. Like, Melvin's. And Todd's.
I am against all religion, government, egalitarianism, and dogmatism.
I am nocturnal.
I hate the smell of nicotine. It's nasty. I should probably quit smoking cigarettes.
I spend way too much time online.
I think Felicia Day is hot.
I think Olia Tira is hot, but in more of a "I'd like to have sex with you" kind of way.
I've never gotten into a fight. I mean, I've hit people and been hit by people, but no real fights.
I don't like being touched. Like, I REALLY don't like being touched.
I don't understand the "poking" feature on Facebook.
I'm not much of a problem solver anymore, so I just try and make people laugh.
I don't get why break-ups are such a big deal with teenagers. It happens to everyone. Get used to it.
I've only been in trouble with the police once to date. ******** the police.
I hope Casey Anthony gets Dexter'd.
I am an American. I am not Patriotic.
I have never watched Star Trek.
I find it funny that my arm more often than not has visible bite marks from my adorable puppy.
I think waffles go best with nutella and marshmallow fluff.
I have shot neither the sheriff, nor the deputy.
I prefer silver over gold. As long as it's shiny.
I like the original 151 Pokemon. Now, it's just getting kind of pathetic.
I think my favorite Pokemon is Magikarp. It has one hell of a splash attack.
I like coffee. A lot. Blacker than an Ethiopian c**k.
I creeped my high school teachers out. As a hobby, of course.
I like Batman. Adam West Batman. He solved the zaniest riddles in ******** seconds. Not like the Dark Knight. He can suck Adam Wast Batman's d**k.
I think that you are a wonderful person for making it this far into my monument to narcissism. Keep goin, trooper.
I am very aware of how uneven my ears are. Why? because it ******** up my glasses.
I like theater style popcorn. Extra butter and salt. The 'Murrican way.
I'm far too ADD to make it through a whole episode of Myth Busters.
I've been spoiled by Netflix and piracy. Commercials have never been more irritating.
I don't like the Rolling Stones. Sorry. Just not my genera.
I'm too lazy to peel an orange. Haven't had one in months. They just sit at the bottom of my refrigerator.
I have 2 half brothers, 1 brother in law, 1 step brother, and 3 step sisters. None of them are related to each other as anything more than half siblings. If even that. My parents were whores.
I've spent several hours on this profile. I hope that somebody is still reading. If you read the whole thing, PM me. I will love you.
I was a little f** (No offence to the fa-- Ehrm, Homosexuals reading this. I love you guys/gals) when I joined Gaia.
I hate hypocrites and idealists.
I may or may not have a man crush on Frank Sinatra.
I don't take my pills anymore. Haven't finished many books since I stopped, but other than that I feel fantastic.
I like the music from the Deamcast version of Sonic The Hedgehog.
I still own a Dreamcast. Along with an Xbox 360, Playstation 4, and a PC.
I don't like having birthdays. Being the center of attention isn't my thing.
I don't like wearing shirts.
I haven't been to nearly enough concerts.
I like giving expensive gifts. Makes me feel good.
My little brother is a Pokemaniac.
I love spicy foods, with a passion.
I've always hated hunting.
Tried to go vegan once. Made it about four minutes.
I've ruined my ears with music. Kinda sucks- but hey, what are you gonna do?
I'm a night person. And I hate mornings. A lot.
I thoroughly enjoy black tea. Especially English Breakfast and Earl Grey.
I have a fascination with serial killers, psychology, and though manipulation.
I used to be a bit of an artist. I quit though, after I found myself enthralled by cognitive science.
I like sushi bars. I think it's best to not know what I'm eating there.
I think people got over Casey Anthony much too quickly.
I've always wanted a monocle. Dunno why.
I like to make people laugh.
I'm a pacifist. Unless I get really pissed off.
I love greasy, salty, sugary, disgusting food.
I grew up being the token white kid. And I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Ishtar hurts my feelings.
Kim is a furry. And she scares me.
Sneak makes my brain hurt.
These people are still BAMFs though.
Don't get me wrong.


Shoot me a PM any time. Or a comment. Or message me. I honestly dont give a ********]. I like to talk. I like being talked to. Just not talked at.



BAMFs


Best buddies- [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/the-forgotten-prospect/22239985/]Ishtar
, Taylor, Courtney, and Rachel, Some Skank, Shin, Ninja, Connor, CREEEAUGHD!, Abby

Best pal- Casey



Pics n' s**t


******** awesome dog - [x]
(May she rest in peace)

******** awesome puppy - [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

******** Awesome Cat - [x] [x] [x] [x]

My Drawings-
[x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

Avatar Art -
[x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

Bonus picture - - [x]



Alright, that's a pretty healthy list.
Contact me if you want to know anything else.

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cutester Report | 09/29/2014 5:09 pm
cutester
Getting a new puppy. It's half Ken Kai which are brindles (some people say tiger stripe) with the same body shape as a Shiba In and half Shiba Inu. Basically he looks more like a Shiva because he has a thick fluffy coat like them and Kai Kens coats are not quite so long and fluffy. Any who his pictures are in my comments box. I can't wait for us to go pick him up! I feel like I fell in love with him at first sight! My little Kiba needs a buddy to keep him company and young as he gets older.
satanizmihomedog Report | 09/17/2014 2:20 pm
satanizmihomedog
That is as bad as User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
satanizmihomedog Report | 09/17/2014 1:58 pm
satanizmihomedog
I have no idea why you distrust them.I know I do not like them and I have no clue as to why either.
satanizmihomedog Report | 09/17/2014 1:06 pm
satanizmihomedog
No no me either....
satanizmihomedog Report | 09/17/2014 11:56 am
satanizmihomedog
Horses really?
satanizmihomedog Report | 09/16/2014 10:36 am
satanizmihomedog
My bf laughed. He liked that one most. lol
satanizmihomedog Report | 09/16/2014 10:30 am
satanizmihomedog
Sorry to snoop but me and my bf were scrolling through your comments reading most of Yay Sweets's posts. Too funny.
Evangeline07 Report | 08/25/2014 5:31 pm
Evangeline07
I know that feeling all too well...especially if I've been on the computer too long or I haven't eaten enough that day...
Evangeline07 Report | 08/25/2014 4:40 pm
Evangeline07
To go with your status: Your head feels like a semi just drove through it? That might be a good simile. Or it exploded. That might be a good metaphor. I've had headaches like that. Then there are the headaches where you wish you would just die so it would stop hurting.
cutester Report | 08/22/2014 9:26 am
cutester
Aww! Your awesome thread died! I really loved it. It was funny as hell! And you could tell others lovouhed it as well. I think they ran out of jokes though crying

Metal

 

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