KARKAT VANTAS

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Location: ALTERNIA

Occupation: TROLL

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CG: HELLO NOOKSTAINS! MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I AM CERTAINLY NOT PLEASED TO MEET YOU. LET ME GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN ON HOW THINGS WILL BE RUN ON THIS ATROCITY I CALL A PROFILE: 1. I AM THE LEADER, I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH YOUR ARGUMENTS, OR BETTER YET, I WILL PUT UP WITH YOUR ARGUMENTS JUST TO SHOW YOU YOUR PLACE. 2. DO NOT MESS WITH MY QUADRANTS. I WILL DESTROY YOU. 3. THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU THINK, BUT I WOULD RATHER DIE IN A GLORIOUS EXPLOSION OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING THAN SIT HERE AND EXPLAIN ALL THIS UNNECESSARY GARBAGE TO YOU. 4. FRIENDSHIP IS A DISEASE THAT I HAVE CAUGHT FROM CONTACTING THOSE LOSER HUMANS TOO MUCH AND I ALSO HAVE THE ELEVEN CRAZY PSYCHOS TO BLAME TOO. I ACCEPT FRIENDSHIPS, BUT HERE ON ALTERNIA...OR WHAT WAS ALTERNIA, FRIENDSHIP CAN MEAN A FRIEND OR AN ENEMY SO IT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL LIKE YOU.

CG: NOW THAT I HAVE ESTABLISHED MY DOMINANCE AND COMMAND, I WILL GLADLY EXPLAIN TO YOU WHO NOT TO MESS WITH. FIRST OF ALL, MY MOIRAIL AND MY MATESPRIT ARE OUT OF BOUNDS. I AM DEFENSIVE OVER MY TWO REDROMS. MY MOIRAIL IS
Luna the Moon APH AND I WILL PULVERIZE YOU IF EVEN A SINGLE THREAD OF HAIR IS OUT OF PLACE ON HER HEAD. MY MATESPRIT IS gemiinii2 pwn SOLLUX IS A NOOKSTAIN AND AN INSUFFERABLE GRUBMUNCH, BUT ONLY WE CAN FIGHT LIKE THE LITTLE WIGGLERS WE BEHAVE LIKE. GOT IT? MY KISMESIS IS NO LONGER AROUND SO UNTIL THAT FORGET HER. I THINK I HAVE DONE ENOUGH EXPLAINING. ANYMORE QUESTIONS...JUST TROLL ME OR SOMETHING BEFORE I SPEW A STORM OF FLAMING RAGE AT YOU...IF YOU'RE LUCKY TO GET MY USUAL SARCASM AND HORRENDOUS QUOTABLE REMARKS. ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU JUST HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK AT THIS TIME.

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David Strider 03 Report | 07/24/2014 11:52 pm
David Strider 03
lol it's alright. You wished me a happy birthday lol I wasn't around to see it. But hey, you're here! lol You should add my newest account named "yeeahyeeahmike" because that is the account I mainly use now. I only periodic check this account for situations like this lol.
David Strider 03 Report | 07/17/2014 11:11 pm
David Strider 03
Yo thanks! I left gaia a long time ago and checked back and saw that message. Truely cool of you, thanks again! biggrin
PEYA SAKANO Report | 05/12/2014 3:20 pm
PEYA SAKANO
PS: But that's the thing.
PS: We all love you, even if you are just a little ball of grumpiness.
PS: So we CAN'T leave you alone. c:
PS: Just accept the love, Karkat.
PS: Just accept the love. heart
Skye Li Report | 05/12/2014 2:35 pm
Skye Li
Only on Tuesday Mr.Vantast
PEYA SAKANO Report | 05/12/2014 2:35 pm
PEYA SAKANO
PS: *Gently shooshes you and paps your face*
PS: Shhhhhh. It's okay, Karkitty. Just breathe and relax. O3o
PS: Besides, you say that you hate a lot of people.
PS: It's no wonder that some people might not believe you.
Skye Li Report | 05/12/2014 2:31 pm
Skye Li
oh you will later my Friend you will~
PEYA SAKANO Report | 05/12/2014 2:26 pm
PEYA SAKANO
PS: Hey Karkitty. ouo
PS: What's got your troll panties in a bunch this time?
Skye Li Report | 05/12/2014 2:25 pm
Skye Li
Hehe you will see when you sit there because you do sometimes in a year or two but anyways i'm Skye~
Skye Li Report | 05/12/2014 2:19 pm
Skye Li
Pfft oh and what is that sitting on your a** and pouting about what a bad leader you are?
Skye Li Report | 05/12/2014 2:09 pm
Skye Li
CH: Am pretty sure we have but that's future karkat
 

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