Parker NINTH

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Last Login: 01/18/2017 8:27 pm

Registered: 03/05/2004

Gender: Male

Location: Mostly Somewher, but never Everywhere.

Birthday: 10/31

Occupation: Ranting Hobo on the Street Corner

 

About


*Cheap About Me Survey*


Basics:
Name:
If you're slightly more daring, "O Captain my Captain."

Date of Birth:
A virgo and a snake.

Birthplace:
Oregon

Current Location:
Poor College Student Land

Eye Color:
Light Brown

Hair Color:
Was a reddish brown, the black's grown out. Half/half.

Height:
5'4" (Shut up, I'm short.)

Heritage:
Mixed heritages are hot.

Piercings:
Ears; lip pending.

Tattoos:
One under my clavicle on the right.


Favourite:
Band/Singer:
Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Bulldog Mansion, Bump of Chicken, CocoRosie, Goo Goo Dolls, Hirasawa Susumu, Micheal Franti, The Killers, Vitamin String Quartet....a lot.

Song:
Any songs that sound like the sky is opening up.

Movie:
Dead Poet's Society and Pulp Fiction

Disney Movie:
The original 101 Dalmatians.

TV show:
I can't afford TV.

Color:
Greys, Blues, Rainbows...any colors that go well together.

Food:
Strawberries, Curries, and Sweets.

Pizza topping:
Pesto pizza with sharp white chedder, olives, and artichoke hearts.

Ice-Cream Flavor:
Anything COCONUT BLISS!!! (Try it)

Drink (alcoholic):
Buttershots

Soda:
Gabunomi (It's melon cream.)

Store:
Bookstores.

Clothing Brand:
??

Shoe Brand:
Vans are comfortable.

Season:
Fall and Spring. Winter if it snows. I really dislike Summer.

Month:
October.

Holiday/Festival:
Halloween, I think. But Winter holidays are nice too.

Flower:
Blue ones...?

Make-Up Item:
Is it still emo-faggy to say eyeliner?

Board game:
Apples to Apples X3


This or That
Sunny or rainy:
Warm rain.

Chocolate or vanilla:
Strawberry.

Fruit or veggie:
Both! I'm vegetarian, what can you expect? *shrugs*

Night or day:
Between.

Sour or sweet:
Sweet.

Love or money:
Both! Never settle for one or the other.

Phone or in person:
In person.

Looks or personality:
Both! Never settle for one or the other.

Coffee or tea:
Tea, without sugar and cream. Teavana teas are good.

Hot or cold:
Referring to...?


Your:
Goal for this year:
Don't Fail.

Most missed memory:
The ones I can't remember.

Best physical feature:
Eyes, maybe?

First thought waking up:
Do I really have to get up now?

Hypothetical personality disorder:
Puer Aeternus

Preferred type of plastic surgery:
None?

Sesame street alter ego:
Cookie Monster X3

Fairytale alter ego:
The Wonderful Musician

Most stupid remark:
There's...probably a lot.

Worst crime:
Stole stamps from a kindergaten classroom....when I wasn't a kindergatener.

Greatest ambition:
All my ambitions are great.

Greatest fear:
Ticks; leeches up my nose.

Darkest secret:
Tucked away beneath the corners of the Earth, no doubt.

Favorite subject:
Art, Music, Philosophy, Psychology, Astronomy, Languages, and Computer stuff.

Strangest received gift:
One of my best friends buys me whore clothes every year. -_-;;

Worst habit:
Forgetting to call people back.


Do You:
Smoke:
No.

Drink:
Sociably.

Curse:
Sociably.

Shower daily:
YES.

Like thunderstorms:
Very much, they're relaxing.

Dance in the rain:
I'll walk if it's pleasent.

Sing:
I like to.

Play an instrument:
Someday I'll play the violin.

Get along with your parents:
Yeah, they're good people.

Wish on stars:
Only if they'll wish on me.

Believe in fate:
Fate is a clever way not to take responsibility for anything.

Believe in love at first sight:
Infatuation, maybe.


Can You:
Drive:
Yes, but I can't afford a car.

Sew:
Nah, that's what friend's are for.

Cook:
College Cooking (i.e. Things like pasta with salsa and swiss cheese.)

Speak another language:
A little spanish and a little japanese. I'd like to be fluent.

Dance:
lol, no...not really.

Sing:
Well? I'm never sure.

Touch your nose with your tongue:
Not that skilled.

Whistle:
I'm learning!

Curl your tongue:
AND, I can do the clover thing.


Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:
A couple times.

Been Stoned/High:
Once. It's not for me.

Eaten Sushi:
Kappa rolls!

Been in Love:
It's hard to tell.

Skipped school:
Yeah...to go to a bookstore with friends. lol.

Made prank calls:
No, suprisingly.

Sent someone a love letter:
No. Though I did send a confusing threat letter that reeked of axe. Cut the letters out of magazines and everything.

Stolen something:
See way above ^

Cried yourself to sleep:
Don't think so.


Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?
When they call a 2 in the morning, just to chat.

Are you right or left handed?
Right-handed, mostly.

What is your bedtime?
Whenever I'm tired?

Name three things you can't live without:
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Suprisingly hard to come by.

What is the color of your room?
White. It's a studio apartment.

Do you have any siblings?
Many half-sibs.

Do you have any pets?
Two cats!

Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?
No. (But for the record, I love money.)

What is you middle name?
lol, no.

What are you nicknames?
Depends on who's calling.

Are you for or against gay marriage?
FOR!

What are your thoughts on abortion?
Pro-choice. (But not to be taken lightly)

Do you have a crush on anyone?
No.

Are you afraid of the dark?
Is it afraid of me?

How do you want to die?
Punctually.

What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?
10...maybe?

Would you take a bullet for the one you love?
Take it where, exactly?

What is the last law you’ve broken?
Gravity.


In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:
Most colors look good on hair that's well cared for.

Eye color:
Most eye colors are nice. (Eye-shape is another matter.)

Height
Tall? Which isn't difficult to come by, since I'm short...

Weight
See below v

Most important physical feature:
Toned. Not fat, not muscular, not emaciated.

Biggest turn-off
Apathy and Ignorance.

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klausolas Report | 03/07/2010 4:55 pm
klausolas
My hours got cut back too. I don't know how I'll afford rent, my cell phone and my glasses. So I'm job hunting as well. Also we're trying to start a union in the store. But it's hard breaking through the apathy and, laziness so that we can get it started.
klausolas Report | 03/06/2010 7:15 pm
klausolas
So NYLo, how's that job of yours going?
klausolas Report | 03/03/2010 7:38 pm
klausolas
Glad to see ya back. You've been missed.
seven_dead1y_sins Report | 01/01/2010 10:05 am
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Happy New Year!!!!!! biggrin
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Tiptron Report | 11/20/2009 2:47 pm
Tiptron
I've read your anti-ban smoking thread.
I have created the official petition.
Please sign and spread the word.
 
 
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