About Meh :D
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Hey all, my name is Ryan Bryce-Tyler Brazil... pick a name out of there and use it, I don't care which xD I'm a 23 year old dude who lives in Fresno, California even though I was born in Luleå, Sweden.... which amazingly is the only place on the ENTIRETY of the globe that is worse than Fresno. ... ITS ******** COLD YO >: O... apart from that like 90% of the city was built in the 1700s . ...FRESNO... on the other hand... IS LIKE 23.3 inches from Death Valley meaning that it's OVER 9000 DEGREES here most of the freaking time. So someone like me who is genetically built to be cold explodes into vapor instantly in the summer. GULF OF BOTHNEA... TO DEATH VALLEY >: O TOO HOT YO. Oh well, I guess it beats getting snowed on all year round. Besides I really don't have any room to b***h considering I can barely remember the place x) -_- ANYWHO... rant over now. I like the usual junk that guys like: Girls, Guns, Cars, Games, Gratuitous explosions, Movies, etc etc you get the picture. I also like more... eh... sensitive? Stuff too but like, at risk of making myself less manly *flex* I wont go into all that junk.
Uh hmm, guess I should say something like what my hobbies are now... xP Well, I don't have many honestly, which is a failing I admit, but my main hobby is designing and playing table top pen and paper role playing games. My good friend and I have been working on getting a system together now for several years with the intention of getting published. We're playtesting now and all is going very well. Though we are side tracked atm with you know, boring stuff like careers xD But we'll get it done. If you want to talk about tabletop gaming in general or especially about our system Genesis I'd love to talk :3
Shameless self-praise: I'm super friendly, so don't be afraid to ask me about some digital avatar art, though I can't promise you how long it will take me to finish it. Also: I'm pretty awful at drawing men that are manly, but if you want a bishi dude done then by all means *nod*
Presently I'm unemployed but have been taking classes and studying to go into business as a Realtor with my mom for London Properties Ltd. smile
Currently I know about 30,000% more about houses and property and stuff than I ever even knew existed. I guess I just never really thought about how much paperwork and effort went into buying a house... or how easy it is to get sued as a Realtor -_- seriously... -.-.
It says over on the left that I'm Agnostic, but don't let that scare you if you're a religeous nutjob... xD jk j k but in all seriousness I don't tease people about their religion or anything, not like I can prove ya wrong or anything, just dont come sticking it in my face with a vengeance and we won't have any problems xD... So yeah I'm totally ranting now, and I seriously doubt anyone is still reading anyways so time to end it.
TL;DR: I AM AWESOME
Also, as if that wasn't enough for you all, heres a shitload of questions I answered about myself for your disjoyment x)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: TOP SECRET
Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden
Current Location: Fresno CA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7"... ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Eh?!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue Slippers
Your Weakness: Laziness
Your Fears: Heights, Spiders, Godzilla
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: The same thing I do every year: Try and take over the world.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Mechanochemically
Thoughts First Waking Up: uhggghhhhhhororoohohooogogggggoorrrr
Your Best Physical Feature: Strong
Your Bedtime: 4AM >_>
Your Most Missed Memory: Amatuer shooting career
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, diet Pepsi. *Cue James Bond music*
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE AND IF YOU SAY DIFFERENT I WILL HURT YOU.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Wat?
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: The F*CK kind of a question is that?
Do you Sing: Not to anyone but myself, really ._.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Yes <3
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Maaaaayyyyybe
Do you belive in yourself: Well, like I exist so I probably should. Still dont believe in the tooth fairy though.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh yeah baby. *flex*
Are you a Health Freak: Not exactly.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: nope, well unless a keyboard counts... the.. QWERTY one...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: oh yeah, heroine like 10 times. NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep biggrin
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, no flippin money.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO BUT NOW I WANT TO, stupid survey ._.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope, well, karaoke? xD
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bath count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a mazda.
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Hells yes, I am gangster. But not really.
How do you want to Die: Cosmological catastrophe, meteor, black hole, LPC disaster, etc.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fire Truck.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue *pandering*
Favourite Hair Color: Red, totally. *Pandering*
Short or Long Hair: Short or Long, depends on the girl.
Height: Short but not taller than me (5'7" wink
>_> jk jk, a tall is fine too.
Best Clothing Style: Depends on the girl wtf who wrote this? Alternate answer: None. HAR HAR
Number of Drugs I have taken: VEGETA, WHATS THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT THE DRUGS HE'S TAKEN?? ...IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNND! *Breaks scouter*
Number of CDs I own: Like thousands, but like... no music CD's xD
Number of Piercings: one biggrin
Number of Tattoos: None, and I'd look horrible with one so STFU
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot, but we shan't go into details.
First thing you wash in the shower?: Hair, sorry ladies.
What color is your favorite hoodie?: Brown
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: Hells yes <3
Do you plan outfits?: Like for the next day? Eh not really. But like I totally color coordinate.
How are you feeling RIGHT now?: In lieu of putting down: Absolutely normal.... Sexy.
Whats the closest thing to you thats red?: The red side of the diet pepsi logo xD
Do you say aim or a-i-m?: Aim
Tell me about the last dream you remember having?: ...I can never remember things about my dreams this later >(
Did you meet anybody new today?: Yeah, this dude at Smart and Final.
What are you craving right now?: The chicken that I just took out of the oven.
Do you floss?: Sometimes.
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?: Bok Choy
When was the last time you talked on aim?: At least 100 years ago.
Are you emotional?: Hmmm. can be I suppose.
Would you dance to the taco song?: Depends. Does this taco song have MSG?
Have you ever counted to 1,000?: .....-_-
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?: Lick it until I get the courage to bite it.
Do you like your hair?: Yep, gonna like it more when its done growing x)
Do you like yourself?: Yep, well mostly biggrin
Have you ever met a celebrity?: Every time I look in the mirror
Do you like cottage cheese?: ....Only when its on peaches or something.
What are you listening to right now?: The sound of my fingers typing on a Dell keyboard.
How many countries have you visited? 4
Are your parents strict?:Nope
Would you go sky diving?....Prooobably not. maybe though.<br>
Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?: Dude, his name is Bush. ******** yes I would.
Would you throw potatoes at him?: Nah.
Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?: The ten foot tall mirror next to me may count.
Have you ever been in a castle?Yes actually biggrin
Do you rent movies often? Well... define Rent. I rent them and keep them >_>
Who sits in behind you in your math class?: God... its been so long... Chad Bryson
Have you made a prank phone call?: Yes xD
Do you own a gun?: Several. I pack heat.
Can you count backwards from 74?: ...If anyone says no to this they are a ******** moron
Who are you going to be with tonight?:My lovely duck.
Brown or white eggs?: Brown. For no reason whatsoever.
Do you own something from Hot Topic?: Nope
Ever been on a train?: Hells yes.
Ever been in love?: As funny as it is to say.... yes. :3
Do you have a cell-phone?: Yes... and I would die without it.
Are you too forgiving?: Yes.
Do you use chap stick?: I should but I dont.
What is your best friend doing tomorrow?: Probably going to cooking school.
Do you have a girlfriend?: ....>_>;
What is your girlfriend doing tomorrow? Probably... going to school... <_<; that is to say... if I was to have one... >_>;
Can you use chop sticks?: Dude, I am a chopstick using machine.
Ever have cream puffs?: Yeah, overrated imo.
Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?: Yeah biggrin
What was the last question you asked?: "Do you like it?"
What was the last CD you bought?: As in Music CD? Nightwish - End of an Era
Boys or girls?: Girls <3
What is your bus number for school?:11
Is your hair curly?: Nope
Last time you cried?: Stone does not weep.
Ever walked into a wall?: Does a stop sign count? -_-
Do looks matter?: Sadly... yes. But only so much. As long as someone cares about themselves.
Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?: Yeah xD omg I didn't know they still exist.
Have you ever slapped someone?: Actually... no. Unless the a** counts. >_>;;;
Favorite time of the year?: Spring, yo
Favorite color?: Sky Blue
Are you sarcastic?: Nooooo...
Do you have any tattoos?: Nah
The last person you held hands with?: A Koi Foxfish
Do you sleep with the TV on?: Well, the computer playing TV shows so yes.
Where was your default picture taken at?: I dont have a default picture yo.
Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?: Hmmm.... in person? Not really...
Do you like your life right now?: Sure biggrin
How often do you talk on the phone?: Bout once or twice a day
What is your favorite animal?: Koi Foxfish
What was the most recent thing you bought?: Double Cheeseburger, no pickles.
Do you have good vision?: Very smile
Can you hula hoop?: Hells yes
Could you ever forgive a cheater?: As in someone who cheated in a relationship? Depends... but almost certainly not.
Do you have a job?: Kinda x)
Can you handle the truth?: Always
What are you wearing?: Blue pajamas with ice skating penguins on them with a brown womans hooded sweatshirt >_>;
Have you ever crawled through a window?: Yep to get ina locked house yo.<