who I am
*A Few Facts About paper_phoenix*
*IRL, paper_phoenix looks an awful lot like this:
*She is the only known practicioner of the Almighty Fwhomp Attack. Those who have experienced it have seldom lived to tell the tale.
*She'd tell Judy Garland to move over, since she's the real
"little girl with the big voice", but since Judy Garland's dead it's kind of a moot point.
*She's the second oldest of five girls, and maintains that having to share a single bathroom with four other people is the best form of birth control ever invented.
*She is a refugee from the Hoosier state, and after spending a couple of years in on the East Coast/in the Not-So-Deep South, she decided that she really missed living near large bodies of fresh water and a somewhat visible Amish community. So she moved to Pennsylvania with her husband, and now shares a house with him, their roommate and two fat, lazy cats.
*She has done more traveling in the past two years than she ever did when she was living out in the Midwest. She's not complaining about this.
*She is--in no particular order--a socialist, pro-choice, childfree, anti-dominionist, feminist, and supporter of religious tolerance. Needless to say, it's probably a good thing she's never met Bill O'Reilly or Pat Roberston in real life.
*She likes words and language, and tends to use lots of ten-dollar ones as well as four-letter ones.
*She is not the b*****d child of Robert Plant, despite the rumors/ evidence to the contrary.
*She is actually disconcerted by writing about herself in the third person, and will dispense with this convention shortwith.