CrimsonDice says: I'm going to get my zOMG dailies if you want to come lol PaganPrefect says: *squee* Can we hold hands?
My BFF is an artist. Check out her goodies. No, not those goodies. }:<
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Drawn by Jurassic Acid A fellow Jurassic Park and Dinosaur lover - also a very talented artist! Thank you! xo
Easter Art by Shampoo-chan. <3
Random Easter Art from Lady Lucrecia. <3 Isn't Pagan cute?
Who said Cupid is Stupid?
My beloved PaganPrefect,
You and I are just two fast people trying to make it in this cold world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of killing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our big love. Without you, I'm nothing but a sexy T-Rex.
--Valentine mad-lib turned out more perfect than anyone could imagine.--
They look like those bare legs that are white and black.
Sometimes I Sing.
Dedicated to the Cherry Fluffs in Zen Gardens. . .
Tune:It Must Have Been Love, Roxette
"It musta been fluffs/but they're over now/they musta been soft/but I dervished somehow/they musta been fluffs/but its over now/the moment they puffed - i yell defib me now/it musta been fluffs"
Sometimes I listen!!
g_hearts_u says: okay so this song.. g_hearts_u says: But you done broke my heart into a million pieces, I shoulda seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis. g_hearts_u says: he wants telekinesis to put the pieces of his heart back together, or 'cause he's an idiot and thinks telekinesis is seeing into the future?? g_hearts_u says: lol
My Current Quests: Prince Patchouli
After the holidays I will begin questing for this little baby elephant. He's totally adorable. The price tag last I looked was close to 3.5Mil. *passes out* I guess A LOT of booty is going to be grabbed!!
Be my Valentine Avatar Details:
Elemental Wings: 45,000/45,000 Jenny Doll: Thank you Crimmy!! Lovebird: 11,200/11,200 Heart Shaped Box of Sweets: 100/100 Magical Girl: 13,200/13,200
Uh oh! You'll wake up like really early and be all OMGWTFBBQ do I do now that I'm high on sugars!?!
TFLN & FML Favorites!
(212): Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a effing rocketship is what he did!
(831): my v****a is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
(703): i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
(303): am i morally bankrupt? (970): no. its just the recession
Oshi- (708): i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
(646): party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
(419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid s**t everywhere she went. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.