My BFF. <3

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CrimsonDice says:
I'm going to get my zOMG dailies if you want to come lol
PaganPrefect says:
*squee* Can we hold hands?

My BFF is an artist.
Check out her goodies.
No, not those goodies. }:<

Contact me. Or not.

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Sharkpocalypse art

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Drawn by Jurassic Acid
A fellow Jurassic Park and Dinosaur lover - also a very talented artist! Thank you! xo

Easter Art

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Easter Art by Shampoo-chan. <3

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Random Easter Art from Lady Lucrecia. <3 Isn't Pagan cute?

Who said Cupid is Stupid?

My beloved PaganPrefect,

You and I are just two fast people trying to make it in this cold world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of killing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our big love. Without you, I'm nothing but a sexy T-Rex.

Yours longingly,


--Valentine mad-lib turned out more perfect than anyone could imagine.--

It's Official.

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Registered: 09/28/2008


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envious-imp Report | 02/02/2017 6:00 pm
Love it!
envious-imp Report | 02/02/2017 3:34 pm
Giiiirrrrl! That avi is on point!
And loving the is so Cruella!
CrimsonDice Report | 01/02/2017 6:48 pm
YAY balloon, but also WTF! gonk
CrimsonDice Report | 01/02/2017 6:39 pm
But I need that or I'll be all emotion_drool
CrimsonDice Report | 01/02/2017 6:15 pm
Don't you smile at me like that, clown! scream
CrimsonDice Report | 11/29/2016 10:27 am
I shall try and make Berthold for her!
CrimsonDice Report | 11/28/2016 10:12 pm
Welcomes!! heart
CrimsonDice Report | 11/28/2016 11:55 am
So adorable! emotion_kirakira emotion_bigheart emotion_kirakira
CrimsonDice Report | 11/28/2016 12:48 am
Nyah! You changed your avatar to cute adorable Elliana! emotion_kirakira
CrimsonDice Report | 09/22/2016 7:43 pm
You look mighty cold!

Sometimes I Sing.

Current Songs:

Dedicated to the Cherry Fluffs in Zen Gardens. . .

Tune: It Must Have Been Love, Roxette

"It musta been fluffs/but they're over now/they musta been soft/but I dervished somehow/they musta been fluffs/but its over now/the moment they puffed - i yell defib me now/it musta been fluffs"

Sometimes I listen!!

g_hearts_u says:
okay so this song..
g_hearts_u says:
But you done broke my heart into a million pieces, I shoulda seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis.
g_hearts_u says:
he wants telekinesis to put the pieces of his heart back together, or 'cause he's an idiot and thinks telekinesis is seeing into the future??
g_hearts_u says:

My Current Quests: Prince Patchouli

Current quests:

After the holidays I will begin questing for this little baby elephant. He's totally adorable. The price tag last I looked was close to 3.5Mil. *passes out* I guess A LOT of booty is going to be grabbed!!

Previous quests:

Be my Valentine Avatar Details:

Elemental Wings: 45,000/45,000
Jenny Doll: Thank you Crimmy!!
Lovebird: 11,200/11,200
Heart Shaped Box of Sweets: 100/100
Magical Girl: 13,200/13,200

Recipe: Coal Sprite
Recipe Details:
01/01 Coal Sprite Recipe
30/30 Coal-ossal Fail
01/01 Coal Sprite


Uh oh! You'll wake up like really early and be all
do I do now that I'm high on sugars!?!

TFLN & FML Favorites!

(212): Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a effing rocketship is what he did!

(831): my v****a is like the nba. its where amazing happens.

(703): i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.

(303): am i morally bankrupt?
(970): no. its just the recession

Oshi- (70 cool : i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.

(646): party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.

(419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid s**t everywhere she went. FML

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

(832): super hot butfun
(832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.