CrimsonDice says: I'm going to get my zOMG dailies if you want to come lol PaganPrefect says: *squee* Can we hold hands?
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Drawn by Jurassic Acid A fellow Jurassic Park and Dinosaur lover - also a very talented artist! Thank you! xo
Easter Art by Shampoo-chan. <3
Random Easter Art from Lady Lucrecia. <3 Isn't Pagan cute?
Who said Cupid is Stupid?
My beloved PaganPrefect,
You and I are just two fast people trying to make it in this cold world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of killing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our big love. Without you, I'm nothing but a sexy T-Rex.
--Valentine mad-lib turned out more perfect than anyone could imagine.--
Absolutely effin loving your avi! Please, tell me what are those legs? Do they come in other colors? Also....what is the book she is reading? Like really...is it an adventurous novel, a historical bio, or just a trashy smutty snogfest book?
Dedicated to the Cherry Fluffs in Zen Gardens. . .
Tune:It Must Have Been Love, Roxette
"It musta been fluffs/but they're over now/they musta been soft/but I dervished somehow/they musta been fluffs/but its over now/the moment they puffed - i yell defib me now/it musta been fluffs"
Sometimes I listen!!
g_hearts_u says: okay so this song.. g_hearts_u says: But you done broke my heart into a million pieces, I shoulda seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis. g_hearts_u says: he wants telekinesis to put the pieces of his heart back together, or 'cause he's an idiot and thinks telekinesis is seeing into the future?? g_hearts_u says: lol
My Current Quests: Prince Patchouli
After the holidays I will begin questing for this little baby elephant. He's totally adorable. The price tag last I looked was close to 3.5Mil. *passes out* I guess A LOT of booty is going to be grabbed!!
Be my Valentine Avatar Details:
Elemental Wings: 45,000/45,000 Jenny Doll: Thank you Crimmy!! Lovebird: 11,200/11,200 Heart Shaped Box of Sweets: 100/100 Magical Girl: 13,200/13,200
Uh oh! You'll wake up like really early and be all OMGWTFBBQ do I do now that I'm high on sugars!?!
TFLN & FML Favorites!
(212): Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a effing rocketship is what he did!
(831): my v****a is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
(703): i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
(303): am i morally bankrupt? (970): no. its just the recession
Oshi- (708): i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
(646): party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
(419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid s**t everywhere she went. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.