Yello, my name is Ben.
Some important stuff you should probably know
-I think gnomes live in my underwear drawer.
-I'm pretty sure I don't have any kids.
-My worst enemy is the washing machine.
-I stick my toast in the freezer, 'cause I like it cold.
-Super Mario Bros. 3 is difficult.
-Blue beats red, which beats yellow.
-Nope, you have to listen to the song.
-Clyde is my favorite Pac-Man ghost.
-Coloring is fun.
-Band aids will solve any problem.
-This information will help you on your quest for enlightenment.
-Now let's go feed the ducks, ok?