I guess this shitty a** site could go any day now, so let me tell you I'm really thankful to have been your friend the past 17 years. And I mean that, aside from the small joke. Because even with frequency and methods of communication changing for whatever reason, I have always valued your empathy, humor, intelligence, kindness and much, much more. I mean, how could I not care about someone that I've shared this much time with. Not only that, someone who sent me a heartfelt letter, amazing book and wonderful confetti that embedded itself into my carpet shags for months. You will always have a special place with me, dear friend, I love you. Also, you're in charge of the ceremonial bong hit at my post funeral party.