Orgasmic Bananas

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Last Login: 09/03/2015 6:54 pm

Location: Canada, eh?

Occupation: Whimsical Water Buffalo



About Me

I do NOT roleplay. I thought I'd be able to take this down, but some people are persistent. Just because my username contains the word ORGASMIC, and because every once in a while I dream up a suggestive avatar, it does NOT in ANY WAY mean that I want to suck your pixelated p***s.
Thank you for your co-operation. Dicks.

Also: I understand that "roleplaying" doesn't have to include sexual actions, but most people on this site use the term for such. I apologize to those who want to actually set up a story and go from there - still not interested, but I appreciate the offers.

Top 'o' the mornin'/afternoon/evenin' to ya~

The name's Brandy - or B, Obee, Deeto. Whichever you'd like to call me~

I currently reside in Canada.

I enjoy books, writing, soft blankets, warm rooms, cuddles, and friendly people.

I dislike rude customers, persistent arguing, and mushrooms.

I KINDA game, but not really? I've played things like Starbound and Dustforce and stuff, but nothing super competitive. The only kind of competitive thing I've been playing is Magic the Gathering, but only to beat a certain someone...

I DO enjoy talking to people...but only if they are actually there for conversation. My roleplaying days are over, and I don't want to be anything more than friends, thank you.

To go along with that, random messages are always appreciated~

If you can make me laugh, I shall give you hugs and love.

If you feel so inclined to add me to your friends list, just know that I WILL NOT accept unless we have talked for a while. I don't like adding people and never talking to them...waste of space, it is. If this happens, expect to be removed (sorry~!)

Notable people:

Thank you all for being so lovely <3



Amarante - Into the Dark (ft. Cryaotic, Domics, and Danielle Marie)

“So when people leave, I’ve learned the secret: let them. Because, most of the time, they have to. Let them walk away and go places. Let them have adventures in the wild without you. Let them travel the world and explore life beyond a horizon that you exist in. And know, deep down, that heroes aren’t qualified by their capacity to stay but by their decision to return.”

--The Staying Philosophy.