Orgasmic Bananas


Last Login: 04/20/2014 7:03 am

Location: Canada, eh?

Occupation: Whimsical Water Buffalo

What I'm Wearing

Ludovico Einaudi - Fly


About Me

I do NOT roleplay. I thought I'd be able to take this down, but some people are persistent. Just because my username contains the word ORGASMIC, and because every once in a while I dream up a suggestive avatar, it does NOT in ANY WAY mean that I want to suck your pixelated p***s.
Thank you for your co-operation. Dicks.

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it?
It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside and mess you up.
You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life.
You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore.
Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart.
It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain.
I hate love. "
Neil Gaiman

Whereabouts in the world are you located, oh orgasmic one?
Ohhhh Caaaaanadaaaaaa....


Mainly English...some French.

How long have you been on Gaia for?
About five years, I believe. 6 this coming October.

What's your name?
The name's Brandy. Nice to meet 'cha.

What makes you laugh?
Lots of things.

What makes you cry?
Well, there's this process that the brain goes through, and it leads to things and stuff, and then that's why I cry. It happens to you too.

Sexual orientation?
I don't like to label myself. I like people. People are good (sometimes)

Anyone that makes your heart flip-flop?
A man named Kyree.

Do you love me?
Yes. Yes I do.

Can we ask you things and be friends and s**t?
Sure. Just give me a shout before sending a request, please. I get tired of adding people and never talking to them.




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