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Pick the month you were born:
01 - I ate
02 - I jumped
03 - I stabbed
04 - I licked
05 - I robbed
06 - I ran naked with
07 - I smoked with
08 - I cuddled with
09 - I shot
10 - I bangged
11 - I killed
12 - I swam with
Pick the day you were born on:
01 - A toothbrush
02 - A dog
03 - A hottie
04 - A rock star
05 - A who.re
06 - My lover
07 - A glass of milk
08 - A twinkie
09 - The kool-aid man
10 - My boyfriend
11 - The trojan man
12 - A po.rn star
13 - A teletubby
14 - Paris Hilton
15 - A horse
16 - A pot head
17 - A bum
18 - A stripper
19 - A bench
20 - A crack head
21 - A homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinasaur
23 - The cookie monster
24 - A bag of candy
25 - A bowl of cereal
26 - The one i love
27 - An easter egg
28 - A french fry
29 - Your mom
30 - A mop
31 - Your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - Because some kid stole my taco
Black - Because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - Because I love to snort cocaine.
Brown- Because I had to
Polka Dots - Because I hate my boyfriend!!!
Purple - Because I'm gay
Gray - Because I love marijuana
Other - Because I have double D's
Green - Because Someone cut me off
Orange - Because I smoke crack
Turquoise - Because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - Because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - Because I've got abs
Ty dye- Because I didn't like the way they looked at me
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