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Welcome to Narki's flower garden of doom, the digital flower garden that love built! Seated on the ruins of the old Barton flower shop and guarded by a thousand and eleven laser-spewing flowers it stands as a mighty, impregnable shrine to Marluxia, the God-Emperor of flowers and all things pink. Make no mistake: his flowers WILL defeat you all.

Narki still loves you all though. Especially on weekends.

~<3


CHARACTER SHEET
Gender: Futanari FUTANAZI
Character class: Nobody
Job: The God ******** Fist of the North Star/Exalted Champion of WG/Captain of the Keyblade Cavalry. PHEW.
Life: Zero-negative.
Age: 21 (87/02/15)
Level: -2½
Exp: -69
HP: 12½
MP: "Magic is still a foreign concept to you"
Status effects: HYPER (stamina 15), Rabid Roxas Fangirl (charisma -5). Rabid Marluxia Fangirl (charisma -69), Rabid Demyx Fangirl (charisma -999), rabid Larxene fangirl (charisma 9001).

~<3 There is something magical about killing zombies. ~<3


↓ !!DIZ SHOIT RAWKZ!! ↓


STUFF IN GENERAL: Gaming, art, reading, writing, roleplaying, philosophy, movies, sci-fi, fantasy, militaria, hugs, Larxene, history, violence, music, zombies, mythology (Norse and Greek = loev), yuri, yaoi, warfare, coffee, trolling, hikikomori, guro (:D), hearts, eating, sleeping, taxes, lulz, random, self destructivity, Franziska von Karma, Mudkips, etcetcetcetcetc.

GAMES: God Hand, Kingdom Hearts (AKA, Kingdom Homosex), Final Fantasy VI-XII, God of War, Phoenix Wright, Silent Hill 2/3, No More Heroes, Odin Sphere, Persona 3, Grand Theft Auto, Advance Wars, Civilization, Resident Evil, Twisted Metal, Guilty Gear, Postal, Condemned, Command and Conquer (series), Quake II/IV, Castlevania. In no particular order. Fail for being a gamefag.

MOVIES: Ichi the Killer (Live Action), Starship Troopers (<3!!), Planet Terror, Evil Dead, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, STAR WARS, Fist of the North Star, Brain Dead (AKA Dead Alive), Kill Bill, Battle Royale, 1984, Meet the Feebles, Cross of Iron, Terminator 2, Snatch, V for Vendetta, Terror Firmer. No particular order. Yep, violence is pretty ********' kawaii. :D

ANIMU: Excel Saga, Black Lagoon, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, Elfen Lied, Fist of the North Star, Death Note, Berserk, Gurren Lagann, Charge! Cromartie High School, Catsoup. Again, in no particular order. *f***

FANDOMS: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII and XII, God of War, Phoenix Wright, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, God Hand. There's a fair chance I'll RP either of that shoit if confronted with the subject.

s**t SUX: Whiny attention whores, pretentious emofags, screaming animu fanbrats, Mary Sues, most aspects of modern day western popular "culture", ED on Gaia, most political activism, whiny pricks, commercialism, theocrats, confags, my laptop, real life, etcetcetc.

My multimedia is dumber than yours.

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neko_chanz

Report | 02/15/2009 2:05 pm

neko_chanz

User Image Happy Birthday User Image
Breeze Of Madness

Report | 02/15/2009 10:09 am

Breeze Of Madness

Happy birthday !
Salt Marie Celeste

Report | 10/03/2008 10:45 pm

Salt Marie Celeste

Has someone died or do I has to call in the Ghost Busters?



Oh, how 5 months passes by like my great-grandmother.



D:
Eisbeere

Report | 06/12/2008 11:12 pm

Eisbeere

Narki Narki Narki Narki.

You haven't been doing your job. D; The weekend skies have been looking rather bleak.
Bommilicious

Report | 05/13/2008 10:19 pm

Bommilicious

Missed ya, cupcakes!
Bommilicious

Report | 05/13/2008 10:18 pm

Bommilicious

XD Fluffy Delivery Service!! *Drops some Szechuan Tofu*
starlite heir

Report | 05/10/2008 10:31 pm

starlite heir

I've been sick for a few days now. It's not fun. D:
HannaBannana

Report | 05/10/2008 11:37 am

HannaBannana

well my finals are over now thank goodness x3 and I just came home from a school trip and I'm in pain after it xD
HannaBannana

Report | 05/10/2008 6:48 am

HannaBannana

na na na na na na na na na na narki narki xD how is joo hun? ^-^
starlite heir

Report | 04/27/2008 10:00 pm

starlite heir

Narki! User Image -flying glomptackle-

How have you been?

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I'M NOT DEAD YET.
>:D